View Poll Results: Would you be upset if they passed a law said Santa Clause can't go down the chimney

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  1. 2014-09-11, 09:52 PM #1
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    Would you be upset if they passed a law that...

    Would you be upset if they passed a law where you lived saying Santa Clause wasn't allowed to climb down your chimney to deliver presents.

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  2. 2014-09-11, 09:53 PM #2
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    I am upset that I clicked on this pointless thread...
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  3. 2014-09-11, 09:53 PM #3
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    It is breaking and entering, would I be within my rights to shoot santa to defend my home?
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  4. 2014-09-11, 09:53 PM #4
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    What. The. Fuck?
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    It's not like he could fit in my chimney anyway, so I wouldn't care.
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  6. 2014-09-11, 09:54 PM #6
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    I don't have a chimney. I think id be pretty ok with this, at least where i live now.
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  7. 2014-09-11, 09:56 PM #7
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    No because everyone knows that Santa doesn't climb down the chimney, hes way too .. portly for that. He um.. tunnels through it by borrowing energy from Santas in the other dimensions and teleporting through the roof. The chimneys are just the easiest place to do that because he doesn't want to end up half way inside a wall or furniture and there is usually nothing in front of the fireplace because it would catch fire.
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  8. 2014-09-11, 10:03 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    It is breaking and entering, would I be within my rights to shoot santa to defend my home?
    I think Santa is magical so your bullets wouldn't effect him.
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  9. 2014-09-11, 10:05 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    I think Santa is magical so your bullets wouldn't effect him.
    A lawsuit then followed by a campaign lead by the Daily mail about the old perverted man that creeps into childrens bedrooms then to empty his sack.
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  10. 2014-09-11, 10:07 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    A lawsuit then followed by a campaign lead by the Daily mail about the old perverted man that creeps into childrens bedrooms then to empty his sack.
    Old perverted Islamic man.
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  11. 2014-09-11, 10:17 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by GodlyBob View Post
    Old perverted Islamic man.
    Where's UKIP when you need it?
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    Yes, it would show that the lawmakers in power are incompetent and wasting taxpayer's dollars on ridiculous nonsense.
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  13. 2014-09-11, 10:24 PM #13
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    I would be upset over the fact that they're wasting time on something so ludicrous.
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  14. 2014-09-11, 10:25 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vayshan View Post
    I would be upset over the fact that they're wasting time on something so ludicrous.
    This.


    Plus, I have no chimney.
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  15. 2014-09-11, 10:26 PM #15
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    No.. Why would I? Also there is no such thing as Santa climbing down your chimney in Sweden.
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  16. 2014-09-11, 10:27 PM #16
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    Who's "they?"

    How can I know whether or not to be upset unless I know if it was the Democrats or Republicans that passed the law?
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  17. 2014-09-11, 10:29 PM #17
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    We're making laws now against fictional characters from our childhoods? Please tell me we aren't that pathetic yet.
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  18. 2014-09-11, 10:30 PM #18
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    Yes, I'd be upset they are wasting time coming up with legislation for unproblematic fairy tales.

    If you're going to try to link this to some social issue, I'll be very disappointed.
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  19. 2014-09-11, 10:30 PM #19
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    I'd have no issue with it.

    I'd just start telling kids he can walk through walls like Kitty Pryde... which is a tad creepy.
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  20. 2014-09-11, 10:31 PM #20
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    What about Shanto?
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    You are a legend thats why.
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