View Poll Results: Would you be upset if they passed a law said Santa Clause can't go down the chimney

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  • Yes

    16 42.11%

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    22 57.89%
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  1. 2014-09-11, 10:32 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    We're making laws now against fictional characters from our childhoods? Please tell me we aren't that pathetic yet.
    I know I shouldn't go there but... there are laws that include a certain fictional character though. To be honest, Santa is no different.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    Yes, I'd be upset they are wasting time coming up with legislation for unproblematic fairy tales.

    If you're going to try to link this to some social issue, I'll be very disappointed.
    I think he'll try to link it to god in government as he didn't seem pleased with the idea of secularism in another thread.
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  3. 2014-09-11, 10:34 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vizardlorde View Post
    I think he'll try to link it to god in government as he didn't seem pleased with the idea of secularism in another thread.
    Yeah, that's what I was thinking too
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    No I wouldn't be. Santa could save himself a lot of hassle and quit over using those poor reindeers if he just used UPS anyways.
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    I wouldn't be upset. Santa stopped visiting me when I stopped maintaining self control and devoured every last chocolate chip cookie that was intended for him.

    I'm sorry, Santa. I didn'....oooh, chocolate chip cookies! *nom nom nom*

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    Quote Originally Posted by theostrichsays View Post
    No I wouldn't be. Santa could save himself a lot of hassle and quit over using those poor reindeers if he just used UPS anyways.
    Santa actually franchised his workshop. We know it as Amazon.com though. Elves and reindeer got a nice pension to retire, but humans do their work now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Faroth View Post
    I wouldn't be upset. Santa stopped visiting me when I stopped maintaining self control and devoured every last chocolate chip cookie that was intended for him.

    I'm sorry, Santa. I didn'....oooh, chocolate chip cookies! *nom nom nom*

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    Santa actually franchised his workshop. We know it as Amazon.com though. Elves and reindeer got a nice pension to retire, but humans do their work now.

    You're supposed to give santa the cookies shaped like christmas trees and stars and stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    You're supposed to give santa the cookies shaped like christmas trees and stars and stuff.
    Don't forget the milk. Then all we need is a story book that describes his philosophies an ideas, a mainman to preach it and we have ourselves a new reli... tax evasion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vayshan View Post
    Don't forget the milk. Then all we need is a story book that describes his philosophies an ideas, a mainman to preach it and we have ourselves a new reli... tax evasion.
    I'm just saying that's probably why santa stopped showing up at his house. I'd be angry too if someone gave me the wrong cookies.
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    Too many pot brownies son.
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    Let's not turn a potentially amusing thread into thinly veiled religion-bashing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    You're supposed to give santa the cookies shaped like christmas trees and stars and stuff.
    All these years, I've been a fool!

    I was bamboozled by those deceitful chocolate chip cookie companies and their self serving propaganda!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faroth View Post
    Let's not turn a potentially amusing thread into thinly veiled religion-bashing.

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    All these years, I've been a fool!
    The cookies are the real victims I bet he only likes store bought.
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    I would be happy for any law that states that a fat old man can make his way into my home and groom my children with the offers of toys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Faroth View Post
    Let's not turn a potentially amusing thread into thinly veiled religion-bashing.

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    All these years, I've been a fool!

    I was bamboozled by those deceitful chocolate chip cookie companies and their self serving propaganda!


    Clearly false advertising. That's not the real Santa.
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  14. 2014-09-11, 11:18 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by GodlyBob View Post
    Old perverted Islamic man.
    I'm not sure that him having a beard automatically makes him a Muslim.

    Though you may want to check that he's actually fat, and doesn't have something strapped around his waist.


    ...like an emergency prayer mat. You people!
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    Didn't see the jolly fat man once last xmas. Only people vitching about his efficiency. And the reason why he was no where to be seen is cuz he might offend a certain religious group. Might! Offend.

    Face it Santa Claus is dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathiest View Post
    Didn't see the jolly fat man once last xmas. Only people vitching about his efficiency. And the reason why he was no where to be seen is cuz he might offend a certain religious group. Might! Offend.

    Face it Santa Claus is dead.
    Santa clause was never alive. So he can't die.
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  17. 2014-09-12, 12:01 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    Santa clause was never alive. So he can't die.
    I didn't realize Santa was a Greyjoy.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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    I don't think Santa likes Jews anyway.

    :'(

    *cries in the corner*


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    We'll I mean personally being angry about a made up problem seems about as useful as being upset about the law and it's implication. I suppose it would make sense to say yes if you would be annoyed at wasting resources in the way of time towards that issue when other problems are far more reaching, that I guess I could understand.

    Bur me I would say NO, because I rather not get upset or and argue over an problem that doesn't really exist anyways.
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  20. 2014-09-12, 05:23 AM #40
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    I was the Santa of the household for my baby brother until he got old enough for the big revelation.

    I didn't climb down no damn chimneys, fuck that.
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