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    How do I smoke?

    I purhcased a packet of cigs and a lighter.

    now I don't know how to actually smoke.

    Do I inhale when puffing or..

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    Suggestion : Take said pack of cigs and put em in the bin, and carry on with your day!

    Seriously, don't start smoking, worst decision of my life was taking a cig whilst out drinking in my younger years., so if you don't know how to smoke, good. Bin em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinra1 View Post
    I purhcased a packet of cigs and a lighter.

    now I don't know how to actually smoke.

    Do I inhale when puffing or..
    Step 1, grab pack of cigarettes with your left hand.

    Step 2, find a garbage can

    Step 3, With your left hand, throw the pack of cigarettes in the garbage can.

    Step 4, live a longer, healthier, happier life.
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    What the packet neglects to tell new smokers is you have to dip them into water first to activate the nicotine molecules.

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    Are you 11? Seriously WTF

    Feels like junior school in 95 here

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    Just to add for incentive

    A 1 pack a day smoking habit (which is about average) will cost you nearly $3,000 a year in my state. Think of that in the long run. That is ton of money you have figuratively set fire to.
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    Why'd you buy smokes mate? Don't get addicted, it's expensive...

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    I assume you are of a younger age, and believe smoking is somehow cool?

    It's not. Really. No one over the age of 15-16 looks at smokers and think: "Damn he/she is cool".

    Spare yourself for a very expensive addiction, that will only reduce your lifespan/quality, and throw them away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huttemeier View Post
    I assume you are of a younger age, and believe smoking is somehow cool?

    It's not. Really. No one over the age of 15-16 looks at smokers and think: "Damn he/she is cool".

    Spare yourself for a very expensive addiction, that will only reduce your lifespan/quality, and throw them away.
    TBF it's considered pretty uncool by people ages 10 here

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    TBF it's considered pretty uncool by people ages 10 here

    Yeah, but them damn 4 year olds keep telling the 2 year olds that smoking is the only way to be cool when they grow up. They are the real problem! Those 4 year old pushers. I say we lock them all up and put an end to the issue where it starts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    Are you 11? Seriously WTF

    Feels like junior school in 95 here

    I'm 21 just trying it for the first time but I have no idea how to smoke.

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    Don't even try it, it's a waste of money that also helps you die a horrible death. Plus you will stink, your breath will stink, everything around you or where you smoke will stink, your teeth will go yellow and go to shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinra1 View Post
    I'm 21 just trying it for the first time but I have no idea how to smoke.
    Then words simply escape me

    *walks out shaking*

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    you suck the smoke through the cigarette, keep it in your mouth and then inhale with your mouth just like you would without smoking, with that you inhale the smoke as well

    but i recommend not to start
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinra1 View Post
    I'm 21 just trying it for the first time but I have no idea how to smoke.
    Don't. Simply put. Save the money, buy a book.

    Edit: And yes, I meant book, not anything else. People need to read. Something that isn't the Guinness Book of World Records.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinra1 View Post
    I'm 21 just trying it for the first time but I have no idea how to smoke.
    If you want your lungs to look like

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    Such a toxic, judgemental environment.

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    The idea is to inhale smoke into your lungs obviously. Form a seal around the filter of the cigarette with your mouth, suck smoke into your mouth then inhale. My mum's been a smoker for over 20 years and she doesn't inhale...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinra1 View Post
    I'm 21 just trying it for the first time but I have no idea how to smoke.
    Over 21?!

    I can understand under-sixteens-eighteens starting because it's kind of illegal and that makes it cool; or maybe 18-21 if you're a student and trying to do something to make yourself seem slightly interesting, but over 21 there is really no reason to start at all. If you're after the (very minimal, especially at your age) benefits of nicotine go for one of those E-cig things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigma View Post
    If you want your lungs to look like
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yskYG-EVlBY
    You should maybe nswf that one. Disgusting video.

    You should just stay away from smokes. But if you really have to try here is a tutorial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRBAjC6yfQE

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