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    Police called to day care

    Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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    The black three-year-old was shot dead on the scene by the police. The officer claimed he looked mean.

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    A link would be nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    A link would be nice.
    Would you prefer chain or sausage?

    OT: made me smile. Cute.

    Wow, seriously... this was a joke. I can't believe people are asking for a link. The child was "resisting A REST" (play on the word arrest).
    Last edited by tobiashunter; 2014-09-18 at 04:28 PM.

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    They should of forcefully made him sleep, resisting a rest, the fiend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
    *Polite golfclap*
    Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
    So I chose the path of the Ebon Blade, and not a day passes where i've regretted it.
    I am eternal, I am unyielding, I am UNDYING.
    I am Zethras, and my blood will be the end of you.

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    damnit i dont have a fun and witty pun to put here....
    “What was God doing before the divine creation? Was he preparing
    hell for people who asked such questions?” - Stephen Hawking


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    Are we allowed to post random nonsense here now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyrllish View Post
    Are we allowed to post random nonsense here now?
    only as long as it's not more nonsensical than the OP. :P

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    Well done but you should feel bad for this victory.
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    I smiled. Bout time I found a topic on here which wasn't uber serious about someone getting shot or whatever

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    Off-Topic seems to be plagued with serious topics, this one is pretty funny however xD

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    Okay, I chuckled, damn you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forgottenone View Post
    Off-Topic seems to be plagued with serious topics, this one is pretty funny however xD
    The good threads usually gets shut down fairly rapidly most of the time here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhaeven View Post
    The black three-year-old was shot dead on the scene by the police. The officer claimed he looked mean.
    In his defense, Officer Jimbo had the following to say: "He was comin' right for me!"

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    I hope all of those kids were taught a valuable lesson. What a shame that they had to witness something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyrllish View Post
    Are we allowed to post random nonsense here now?
    It's just in the wrong sub forum....
    Should have been posted in Fun Stuff lol
    "The pen is mightier than the sword.. and considerably easier to write with."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    A link would be nice.
    clearly a joke.

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    We have joke threads in the Fun Stuff forum. Something like this doesn't have a basis for discussion.

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