What the fuck is "company culture" anyway?
My "company culture" is that the whole company is closed for winter holidays. Now that's a nice "company culture" right there and no shitty situation like this every arises.
Also in this company the value of an employee is not measured by the internet usage, but by the tasks solved. You can fuck the internet in the ass all day long if in the end no one has anything to complain about, says the "company culture"
As for charging something in computer's USB, my "company culture" says that you can insert your dick into a USB device and charge your balls through that method, so obviously a phone is not a problem either.
Not to mention that my "company culture" has this Christmas party for employees children with fake Santa & shit (they couldn't find the real one), not to fucking fire their mothers for loving them.
FUCK YOUR SHITTY COMPANY AND ITS MOTHERFUCKING CULTURE!