Am i like batman

[TheBeardedOne]

So at lunch today i was walking through the city when i notice the man, who had just walked out of an investment bank, in front of me fiddling with his jacket. Next bam, two $50 notes come blowi out so i hastely pick them up and say excuse me right behind him. He turns and yells at me how he is on the phone. So i just tell him your loss and walk away wity his money.
Now i knew it was wrong to keep it but he was a jerk so and was dressed in a suit using the latest iphone (the big one) so he wasn't going to miss it.

So i walked around and found to homeless looking older gents and offered to buy them lunch at the pub.
We had a talk as we ate and low and behold they were decent people, who knew i thought they were all scum before this moment.

I just got back to my desk and this must be how batman feels its so good, i made two peoples day by helping them and showed a bankster he is a cunt.

[The One Percent]

I'm sure he'll cry himself to sleep over that 100 bucks. Presumably using 1000 dollar bills as tissues.

[drwelfare]

Those hobos will hit you up for money tomorrow again, and when you dont have it this time you will get shanked.

Also you were on CCTV picking up the money, when you get out of the hospital from the shanking the police will pick you up on the warrant.

[Kalis]

As Batman is a billionaire playboy that goes around bringing villains to justice, and none of that applies to you, I'm going with no.

[Captain N]

Well considering the OP - Won't be long before this fictional tale thread is locked.

[frogger237]

Thats more like Robin Hood. If you were like Batman your story would have involved stopping a mugging or something and watching some guy kill your parents.

[Independent voter]

Is this the same OP who said some kids gave him $50 to buy cigarettes and he kept it?

[THE Bigzoman]

Are your parents dead?

[TheBeardedOne]

Those hobos will hit you up for money tomorrow again, and when you dont have it this time you will get shanked.

Also you were on CCTV picking up the money, when you get out of the hospital from the shanking the police will pick you up on the warrant.

I was wearing a hoodie and had sungalsses on
Also it was outside a park well away from cameras i am not retarded

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Are your parents dead?

Yes they are bith dead actually

[drwelfare]

I was wearing a hoodie and had sungalsses on
Also it was outside a park well away from cameras i am not retarded

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Yes they are bith dead actually

Very Strong

[TheBeardedOne]

Well considering the OP - Won't be long before this fictional tale thread is locked.

Got to start my crime fighting small and build up, i sm not rich enough to quit my day job yet

[Clone]

I'd say yes. Batman is about vengeance, and you got your revenge on the dude. I would have wave let him know I had his money so he will remember who served him justice.

[Darsithis]

You're nothing like Batman. One, he doesn't brag on public forums about anything he does. Two, he's a vigilante. Three, he's rich as hell.

[Dhrizzle]

More a Robin Hood of opportunity I'd say.

[Jester Joe]

Last time you told me you were like Batman you quickly backtracked on it.

So no.

[volkanik]

More like:

[Jester Joe]

More like:

That took me a second to remember, but I laughed a lot harder than I should of, probably because I imagined the whole scene again.

[Kalis]

I'd say yes. Batman is about vengeance, and you got your revenge on the dude. I would have wave let him know I had his money so he will remember who served him justice.

What revenge? The made up person said he was busy talking on his pretend phone.

[Super Kami Dende]

You can't be Batman, because I am Batman.

If you don't believe me it doesn't matter.

Do you know why?

Because I'M BATMAN!

[Deleted]

are you the son of Salandrin?