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    Whats your method of picking up hot chicks?

    Many guys do different things. Some go peacocking. Others use "talk to girl you dont want, avoiding the girl you do want, get the girl you do want to try to get your attention, rest is history method." Some flat out start hitting on the hottest girls in the bar and sometimes strike gold, often times with insecure girls or "easy" girls.

    Whats your method of picking up hot chicks?

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    I just bend over and pick it up from the ground, it weights like 200 grams. Doesn't feel that hot though.

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    Being myself, normal.

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    I have no idea, but I'm sure this thread will educate me.

    Let's start with explaining "peacocking".

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    Quote Originally Posted by George View Post
    I have no idea, but I'm sure this thread will educate me.

    Let's start with explaining "peacocking".
    Its where you paint yours parts vibrant glow in the dark colors and style your hair down there. You then whip it out and wave it round in da club in time to da beatz and the better you show it the more chance you got of scoring, bigger is better as well
    Why join the navy when you can be a pirate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vhoss View Post
    I just bend over and pick it up from the ground, it weights like 200 grams. Doesn't feel that hot though.
    I use asbestos gloves, just in case.

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    Um...you say Hello My Name Is....and proceed to talk to them....

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    1.Be hot / fit / confident for "on the spot pick-up".
    or
    2. Be average looking, have a group of friends and do a meetup with other friends and get lucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Interception View Post
    Um...you say Hello My Name Is....and proceed to talk to them....
    Do you talk about them killing your father, and telling them to prepare to die?

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    Quote Originally Posted by g01851 View Post
    Yep, that's exactly how I do it.

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    I tip my fedora at them and watch as Niagara falls is unleashed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Interception View Post
    Um...you say Hello My Name Is....and proceed to talk to them....
    You should open a work group, with your pro advice every guy will be full of confidence.

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    Take a dance class. It will be you, two gay guys and a dozen girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarac View Post
    You should open a work group, with your pro advice every guy will be full of confidence.
    I appreciate the sentiment. If more people would stop getting inside their own heads and over-thinking everything they believe a woman wants to hear and instead just started with "Hi my name is X....what's yours?" it might actually cause a conversation to break out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dipstick View Post
    Take a dance class. It will be you, two gay guys and a dozen girls.
    Over the age of 45, mostly divorced with 4+ kids, and or on menopause. Go for it man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g01851 View Post
    Damn,beat me to it.

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    I don't, Im just hoping god throws a girl at me one day just because. If not well, Ill just become a wizard.

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    I don't...
    because:
    hot chicks know they are hot and they are usually "high" and stupid bitches so I save my nerves for later and health and avoid them as plague. I hit normal chicks if I need to, but currently I'm occupied with my GF so I don't even need to do that anymore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mihalik View Post
    Over the age of 45, mostly divorced with 4+ kids, and or on menopause. Go for it man.
    That is not the case at all when you get closer to the west coast. Wherever you went man, I'm glad I'm not there.

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