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    If you could choose how you die...

    If you could choose your death, how would you want to die?

    Me? I would die from a puppy stampede.

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    Have to mention that I reported you, there's absolutely retarded major spoiler in your signature field.

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    If it's to be violent a bullet in the back of the head or to the brain stem.

    Non-violent would be sleeping pills and my favorite wine, or assisted suicide perhaps.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOKs5XlnaU0

    In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

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    Run over by a tree

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    Guillotine, as that is the least painful death that is also violent.

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    This is what satan does to you give you crazy ideas like this next thing you find yourself passed out in the bath swimming in your own blood.

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    An heroic, painful death.

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    I'd like to be killed as a result of my body being overwhelmed by the effects of torture.

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    In my sleep, oblivious to any pain or discomfort.

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    Like Broxigar, im one Burning Legion lord short.

    Having seen how old people die, i really don't need that shit.
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    Either dying of laughter or while having sex.
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    My being kind of a dick has nothing to do with my political views.
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    I live in the US. My cucumbers come with labels that say, "Not for use by children under the age of 8. Do not feed the cucumber after midnight. Do not deep throat the cucumber. For external use only."

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    Instantaneous vaporization.

    If leaving a body is a prerequisite, then guillotine.
    Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
    So I chose the path of the Ebon Blade, and not a day passes where i've regretted it.
    I am eternal, I am unyielding, I am UNDYING.
    I am Zethras, and my blood will be the end of you.

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    I would want to be thrown into a meat grinder and made into pet food so that dogs and cats would develop a taste for human flesh.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

    -- Capt. Copeland

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    I would want to be thrown into a meat grinder and made into pet food so that dogs and cats would develop a taste for human flesh.
    Hubcap, I saw you post almost the exact same post in the "How would you want your funeral" thread.

    I don't know if I should be disturbed or amused.

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    Have you ever seen the movie "Moon"? If not, you should, there was an interesting thing about that.

    And no, I have not seen said movie.
    Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
    So I chose the path of the Ebon Blade, and not a day passes where i've regretted it.
    I am eternal, I am unyielding, I am UNDYING.
    I am Zethras, and my blood will be the end of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Connal View Post
    Have you ever seen the movie "Moon"? If not, you should, there was an interesting thing about that.
    What exactly was the "interesting" thing about it?
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    My being kind of a dick has nothing to do with my political views.
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    I live in the US. My cucumbers come with labels that say, "Not for use by children under the age of 8. Do not feed the cucumber after midnight. Do not deep throat the cucumber. For external use only."

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    While fighting and killing who killed a baby with sniper bullet in front of my eyes last year (aka, egyptian fu**ing army)
    The beginning of wisdom is the statement 'I do not know.' The person who cannot make that statement is one who will never learn anything. And I have prided myself on my ability to learn
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    I would want to be sent to a distant earth like planet in stasis where upon arrival I would be dropped to the surface like a shooting star, spreading my bacteria, yeast, molds and god knows what else all over the pristine environment.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

    -- Capt. Copeland

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    In battle, so I may go to Valhalla

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    Boating. Not a boating accident mind you. Like a freak storm when I'm out deep sea fishing.

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    A red head woman with freckles riding on top til my heart gave out.


    btw she has to be left handed.
    You cared enough to post.

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