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  1. 2014-10-17, 08:40 PM #1
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    "War Machine" attempts suicide in jail.

    http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love...1440_100280082

    Really not a lot of original material to discuss. Here's an update from a thread months ago.

    Apparently War Machine attempted suicide in prison while awaiting trial for beating his ex girlfriend and adult-film star, Kristy Mack.
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  2. 2014-10-17, 08:41 PM #2
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    But who will go out and get drunk with Iron Man if War Machine dies?
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    The guy is a nutter that beat himself up because /b/ trolled him, the world is not better off with him in it.

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  4. 2014-10-17, 08:43 PM #4
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    Not surprised if this is a prequal to fake wrestling festival where they all act homosensual and tell eachother they fucked and beat eachothers girlfriends.
    I can already see the proloque:

    `I wanted to commit suicide, but then i saw a vision of me beating you at WW RAW (insert fake wrestlers name). AND I DIDNT.`

    Or something along those bullshit lines.
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    He should probably get some therapy or something.
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    What ?

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  7. 2014-10-17, 08:46 PM #7
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    And someone stopped him why?

    Seriously, this piece of human garbage is using oxygen someone somewhere else could be using, DIAF.

    Sucks, cause I won't see Kristy in any Creampie videos for a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by supertony51 View Post
    And someone stopped him why?

    Seriously, this piece of human garbage is using oxygen someone somewhere else could be using, DIAF.

    Sucks, cause I won't see Kristy in any Creampie videos for a while

    You know,

    I always scrolled past Kristy Mack when me and a few WoW buddies shared a Bangbros account.

    Just never cared much for her relative to the other girls I could fap to. I'll have to remember to check her out when i'm in that mood.
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    I see 4chan is keeping it classy as ever. Not that I particularly care if they troll some wrestler or whatever "War Machine" is.
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    Not exactly a surprise

    He's completely mental, and that's not a recent revelation. It's just no one really cared until he went apeshit on his ex-girlfriend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    The guy is a nutter that beat himself up because /b/ trolled him, the world is not better off with him in it.
    Oooh damn, that was hilarious.

    A little sad he took it that far, but.. Damn.. I laughed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supertony51 View Post
    And someone stopped him why?

    Seriously, this piece of human garbage is using oxygen someone somewhere else could be using, DIAF.

    Sucks, cause I won't see Kristy in any Creampie videos for a while
    This guy definitely has his priorities straight. I like you man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vhoss View Post
    What ?

    That's what came to mind for me too.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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    Yes, fortunately for all of us, this isn't referring to the War Machine that is actually awesome.

    This is the War Machine who brags about raping his own girlfriend, beats her nearly to death, and considers it "manly" to do all that and feels victimized when the sane world takes issue with it. Inasmuch as I don't wish death onto anyone, it's people like this that make think it wouldn't be all that bad as it'd save the courts and the taxpayers a lot of time and money keeping him around a bit longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    Not surprised if this is a prequal to fake wrestling festival where they all act homosensual and tell eachother they fucked and beat eachothers girlfriends.
    I can already see the proloque:

    `I wanted to commit suicide, but then i saw a vision of me beating you at WW RAW (insert fake wrestlers name). AND I DIDNT.`

    Or something along those bullshit lines.
    He's not a wrestler but an ex UFC fighter...thats not faked shit

    Seems he got a few to many to the head...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sathnick View Post
    He's not a wrestler but an ex UFC fighter...thats not faked shit

    Seems he got a few to many to the head...
    Eh, very debatable on UFC not being faked. It is more legit than Wrestling... but that isn't saying much. Any sport that involves fighting must inherently be somewhat fake, because in real fights people are crippled or killed. So in UFC they have lots of holds they can't do, strikes they can't throw, etc. The matches may or may not be rigged, but they aren't real fights either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voolawl View Post
    This guy definitely has his priorities straight. I like you man
    I know right!

    Guys is a cockblock
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    Kristy mack's scenes are wack and boring.


    #toriblack
    You cared enough to post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by icausewipes View Post
    Kristy mack's scenes are wack and boring.


    #toriblack

    What the?

    You've been sigging the shit outta me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    What the?

    You've been sigging the shit outta me.
    I acknowledge greatness.
    You cared enough to post.
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