If you could pick an actor to play you

[Doctor Amadeus]

If you could pick an actor to play you, your own narrator and them music what would you pick?

[Elegiac]

Amber Nash in drag, James Earl Jones, and White and Nerdy.

[Tradewind]

Denis Leary
...
Sam Elliott
...
Twisted Sister - The Kids are Back

[Endus]

Actor? Kevin Smith.
Narrator? Morgan Freeman.
Music? '80s and early-mid '90s alternative rock mix.

Edit: Also moved to Fun Stuff

[Collegeguy]

Richard Dean Anderson
Narrator Earl Mann
Something from the 90's

[Deleted]

Actor: Tom Cruise (We're the same height, built, hair color and facial features except the eyes)
Narrator: I'd want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life anytime..
Music: Huh, that's tough. Probably a tacky 80's soundtrack in the disco/dance genre..

[Asrialol]

I can totally see James Spader playing me once I'm older.

[Starlight]

I feel like having Morgan Freeman narrating your life is the only correct answer, as far as narrations go.

[moremana]

Actor: Christopher Walken
Narrator: Tom Hanks
Music: Late 80s Rock

[Feral Camel]

I'd have to get Gilbert Gottfried to narrate my life.

[Celista]

Aubrey Plaza.

Felicia Day would be a good second choice, she's high strung enough for the role. :P

Narrator: ?
Music: Enya

[The One Percent]

Giovanni Ribisi, always told I look like him if he put on muscle.

[IllidariCouncil]

Seth Rogen or Zach Galifianakis. I get told I look like them all the time.

[Deletedaccount1]

Seth Rogen or Zach Galifianakis. I get told I look like them all the time.

I'm sorry to hear that

[Temp name]

Actor: Brad Pitt. He's cute, so.. Yeah
Narrator: Anyone not choosing Morgan Freeman is just wrong. Flat out wrong.
Music? No clue. Whatever is the new dubstep I guess. Just to annoy people.

[Xivilai]

Actor: Chris Pratt, I've been told I have his humor/looks
Narrator: Ian Mckellen
Music: Something indy

[Drekker17]

Natalie Portman
Morgan Freeman
Motown

[meekus]

Jared Padalecki would play me. Apparently we look similar.
Morgan Freeman would narrate, as there's really no other choice for this.
For music, let's go with "The Imperial March".

[Eace]

Actor: Thomas Dekker (with blond hair)
Narrator: Alan Rickman (even Freeman can't compete with this voice)
Music: RuPaul - Sissy That Walk (never fails to make me feel fabulous)

I'm in for a very strange movie.

[Sky High]

actor= Chris Pratt

narrator= Danny McBride channeling Kenny Powers

Theme song= sludgy stoner metal, something from Beastwars.

I'm thinking the movie would be a combo of Guy Ritchie and a Judd Apatow comedy/crime movie.