[WoD] Atonement's 100% legitimate, completely serious, no joke Discipline Priest Guide aka PWS FUCK YEA aka The 1 Spell they don't want you to know about!
It's PWS. The 1 Spell is PWS. There, I said it. You can go home now. There's nothing more to it.
Changes since MoP:
PWS IS NOW YOU SMARTEST, STRONGEST, MOST EFFICIENT AOE HEAL. DON'T EVEN. JUST DON'T EVEN. ALL OTHER ABILITIES WERE EFFECTIVELY REMOVED.
Talents:
T1: Bigger healthstone vs Autohealthstone. Autohealthstone doesn't take time away from casting PWS SO FUCK YEA THAT ONE.
T2: BODY AND SOUL CAUSE FUCK YEA PWS
T3: SOLACE OR UR A RETARDED CUNT CAUSE FUCK YEA PWS
T4: Who the fuck cares, doesn't affect PWS
T5: PI CAUSE THE OTHER TWO DONT HELP YOU PWS
T6: Don't even choose one, doesn't affect PWS.
T7: CAST TIME PWS WITH NO PSUDO-COOLDOWN? FUCK YEAH THATS WHAT I NEED! (I might even use it sometimes. Lol.)
S t a s t i c a l P r i O r i t Y.
WEERR AFNI UM DEY LIKE DO SHIT AND UM LIkE NO ONe CAN Agree so awLIke JusT pick Ur fav 3 AN fuck the Rest. TheY all MAke more PWS somehow.
Jems and Inchants
Pick the ones you like the sound of )) There's.. breaths.. oooh that sounds intimate, I'll pick those ones So breathy, so nice, its like some kind of WoW ASMR. And the Jems too. And might I say, what jems, so greater, so straightfoward stat names. There's Greater Critical Taladite, it's so critical its like the Gordon Ramsey of Jewelcrafting. And then there's the Greater Mastery Taladite, its really mastery. I prefer... both.
FUKN GLYPHS YO:
Major:
Glyph of Weakened Soul - LETS YOU PWS MORE FUCK YEA
Cause of exclusive glyphs, the rest don't matter.
Minor:
Glyph of Angles - So you can pretend you still use Archangel, which you don't cause no time need to PWS.
Glyph of Borrowed Time - So that you can SEE how much you cast PWS by the little clock that will no be permanently above your head.
No third Glyph, dun matter for PWS.
Priority and Gameplay:
Huh? The fuck is gameplay?? If you see someone without Weakened Soul, you fucking fix that shit. PWS FUCK YEA!
Fight By Fight Tips and Tricks:
Fukn PWS yo. So nice and bubbly, you on'y need one buteon.
It's always the same. For more information, see the section on Priority and Gameplay.
5 Man Tips:
hahaha oh that's funny, you want to do 5 mans as disc? hahaha oh you cunts crack me up, ahaha get a holy spec or GTFO my group fgt.
TLDR
SPAM PWS.
(In all seriousness, this will actually get you pretty far, which is an extremely sad reflection of the state we're in)