women whining about men standing up to urinate

[Deleted]

why do you do it? are you jealous of men being able to do that? or what is it that upsets you so much about it???

[Deleted]

Welcome back Niva, we missed you.

And it's obviously because they're jealous.

[Raphtheone]

Assuming this topic will survive a potential lock down; my experience has taught me women tend to be very indirect. If they're "whining" on a man standing up while peeing, it most likely is due to the guy splattering fucking everywhere. No jealousy involved, pinky promise.

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Also, relevant:

[Deleted]

I'm a man, and I thank God he gave me a wiener, I feel bad for all those poor women having to sit down on public WCs...

[Frankminimia]

not sure ive ever heard a woman whine at me because i can pee standing up? seems ridiculous

[dextersmith]

How else could we clear the window?

[pateuvasiliu]

why do you do it? are you jealous of men being able to do that? or what is it that upsets you so much about it???

Freud had an interesting theory.

And feminists can't report me 'cuz it's science.

:^)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

[Independent voter]

Alright I have to say it, if you're responsible for cleaning the bathroom you're going to sit to pee. I don't care how accurate a shot you are you're going to spray everywhere.

[Deleted]

I'm a man, and I thank God he gave me a wiener, I feel bad for all those poor women having to sit down on public WCs...

You put paper on the seat or hover over it. <.<

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Freud had an interesting theory.

And feminists can't report me 'cuz it's science.

:^)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

Freud is an idiot.

[Deleted]

Because 9/10 men (Source: Me, I'm a man) will accidentally piss outside the toilet and that's pretty disgusting, I guess. Never cleaned a bathroom so I wouldn't know but I can imagine it is for the person who does it, generally a woman. Also, standing up and pissing isn't our natural pissing stance, as such, we can't completely empty our bladder while standing up. This increases your chance for infection and prostate cancer. So there's that as well. Perhaps they just care about our health?

[Umphred]

I had a fluid mechanics professor that said that no matter how hard you try you will always have some stuff getting outside (well he might have used another analogy for that, a hose, but it still applies .

See the work of Prof Tadd Truscott and Randy Hurd of the "Splash Lab" at Brigham Young.

[icausewipes]

I'm a fireman.

[pateuvasiliu]

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Freud is an idiot.

He has a degree.

You put aluminium in a microwave.

[Brooxi]

Maybe women should stand up when they pee.

[Masoner]

not sure ive ever heard a woman whine at me because i can pee standing up? seems ridiculous

Only single horny women would complain about this. Over in sweden a fiminazy group tried to get young mothers to teach their boys to pee sitting down. All of the mothers laughed at them and said they would never do that, they want their little boys to grow up to be men.

[Deleted]

You put paper on the seat or hover over it. <.<

What a PITA. I just pull down my pants, pull out my fireman and go choo choo.

[Mayia]

Assuming this topic will survive a potential lock down; my experience has taught me women tend to be very indirect. If they're "whining" on a man standing up while peeing, it most likely is due to the guy splattering fucking everywhere. No jealousy involved, pinky promise.

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Also, relevant:

as i age sitting to pee isn't always the best option it is just faster, though sitting to pee is more relaxing and avoids the risk of missing.
However, i once encountered a toilet seat with a gap between the seat and the bowl.. and i managed to pee just between that while sitting.. that was a fun clean up.
I think girls might have a slight "it'd be nice to stand and pee" but its really the splatter issue yeah..
I think we need a re-worked toilet being more common, sitting as a guy with "wood" or even trying to stand and pee with "wood" is fairly dangerous.
And god forbid using a public toilet you just hold it. ^_^

[Reeve]

Freud had an interesting theory.

And feminists can't report me 'cuz it's science.

:^)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

There's science and then there's Freud. Never the twain shall meet.

[Deleted]

Only single horny women would complain about this. Over in sweden a fiminazy group tried to get young mothers to teach their boys to pee sitting down. All of the mothers laughed at them and said they would never do that, they want their little boys to grow up to be men.

What a load of bullshit. Mothers laugh because they want them to be men? Never heard of. Even my diehard Moderate mom taught me to sit down and pee because having a kid is enough work as it is, she doesn't need a kid that pisses down the entire bathroom.

You want to be a real man? Occupy the toilet for an hour every morning so that you can read the newspaper in peace.

[Deleted]

I'm a man, and I thank God he gave me a wiener, I feel bad for all those poor women having to sit down on public WCs...

i was at this party once, and man... those toilets (shared mens and womans) rough...
i felt disgusted using them as a guy and not even touching them, how a woman used them i have no idea. there was no toilet paper / paper towles, so unless they took their own i don't want to know what happened.
maybe they hover, but that sounds like a pain in the ass.