Prostitution: What's your price?

[diddle]

OP deleted. Seems people don't know how to have fun anymore.

What really saddens me is that apparently many participants of MMO-OT think they are scholars in an academic think tank and can't be bothered with such low-brow banter

[Deleted]

Another stupid thread by fat guy with a face on his belly.

[diddle]

Another stupid thread by fat guy with a face on his belly.

Irrelevant post to stupid thread by fat guy with a face on his belly. Have you nothing better to do?

[Deleted]

Have you nothing better to do?

I'm gonna ask you the very same question.

[diddle]

I'm gonna ask you the very same question.

We both clearly don't, so we should be friends.

[Pull My Finger]

Assuming in this hypothetical situation that there was an unbreakable clause that prevented this information from ever getting out.

Realistically try to imagine what payment you would demand for providing said service, of course also feel free to say you'd never do it. (Although I'd think $100,000 would make anyone with any business sense think otherwise.)

For me,

Handy: $1,000
Oral: $5,000
Vaginal : Don't have one.
Anal: $30,000

Maybe I'm confusing you with someone else, but didn't you say one time that you were a guy in his 40ies who has a kid or something?

Makes me kinda feel sorry for the child, to be honest.

[Independent voter]

Why criticize the thread? If people don't want to talk about it, it will fall off the front page pretty quickly.

With pretty girls? Free, I'm a slut.

Anybody else? Wouldn't do it. Prostitution is legal here, I've never heard of a male prostitute though.

[Airlick]

This thread is clearly going places.

[Deleted]

For women? 100€/ night. (Free if I like her)

For men? 10 000€/ night. (Free if he can override my heterosexuality by being charming and very very seductive)

[diddle]

Maybe I'm confusing you with someone else, but didn't you say one time that you were a guy in his 40ies who has a kid or something?

Makes me kinda feel sorry for the child, to be honest.

Come on don't be such a buzz kill. I am in my late 40's with children, this is the same kind of conversation you'd have with your friends as "would you rather do (blank) or (blank)?"

Have you never had conversations with your friends like this before?

[derpkitteh]

enough to buy the best computer possible, free full mythic gear and an item that gives me constant gold cap and every mount in wow, and every class at 100.

oh also, enough to replace all of my real teeth with implants so i can eat really cold stuff without it hurting.

[Vespian]

I'm gonna ask you the very same question.

OP Creates about 3 pointless threads per day, most of them get moved or are copies of another thread already made by OP. You can't expect the man to bring quality in all aspects of his life you know. He's trying, trying!

[diddle]

OP Creates about 3 pointless threads per day, most of them get moved or are copies of another thread already made by OP. You can't expect the man to bring quality in all aspects of his life you know. He's trying, trying!

I personally come to the off-topic forum of a game site to have random interesting conversations with familiar strangers, but sorry for not realizing that apparently this is srs bsnis.

[Blueobelisk]

I personally come to the off-topic forum of a game site to have random interesting conversations with familiar strangers, but sorry for not realizing that apparently this is srs bsnis.

General Off Topic is serious business. If a thread is supposed to be fun put it in Fun Stuff. If you want random conversation, there's a Chat subforum. I expect real discussion here. Let's have some class.

[Pull My Finger]

Come on don't be such a buzz kill. I am in my late 40's with children, this is the same kind of conversation you'd have with your friends as "would you rather do (blank) or (blank)?"

Have you never had conversations with your friends like this before?

Maybe when I was 12, can't remember.

[Mayhem]

no sum can turn me gay, and i could only do it if i find at least a bit of enjoyment in it, so men are out

for women, depends

[diddle]

]General Off Topic is serious business.[/B] If a thread is supposed to be fun put it in Fun Stuff. If you want random conversation, there's a Chat subforum.

Hoping for sarcasm.

How would you define General Off-topic?

It's not WoW related, so it's Off-topic. If any semblance of joy or fun is brought up should it instantly be moved to "fun stuff"?

Never realized MMOC-OT was a think tank of great minds that I've been bastardizing. My apologies.

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Maybe when I was 12, can't remember.

Sorry your life has become so mundane

[Deleted]

Assuming in this hypothetical situation that there was an unbreakable clause that prevented this information from ever getting out.

Realistically try to imagine what payment you would demand for providing said service, of course also feel free to say you'd never do it. (Although I'd think $100,000 would make anyone with any business sense think otherwise.)

For me,

Handy: $1,000
Oral: $5,000
Vaginal : Don't have one.
Anal: $30,000

Don't talk nonsense. You've done it all for a can of Special Brew

[Deleted]

Another stupid thread by fat guy with a face on his belly.

It's pissing me off that no moderation action is taken against this guy despite multiple reports and everybody knowing he is the bane of this forum among with his troll friends.

[diddle]

It's pissing me off that no moderation action is taken against this guy despite multiple reports and everybody knowing he is the bane of this forum among with his troll friends.

Did I force you to click this thread? Didn't realize my mind control powers had developed so rapidly. I only bought that beginner's magic kit yesterday.

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Don't talk nonsense. You've done it all for a can of Special Brew

This guy gets it