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  1. 2014-12-08, 12:58 PM #1
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    Russian Spy Anna Chapman was ordered to seduce Snowden

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-defector.html

    Well, now I know what I need to do to get into Anna Chapman's pants.... Hack the NSA. I'm sure it'll totally be worth it up until she delivers me that fatal dose of cyanide.
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  2. 2014-12-08, 01:04 PM #2
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    Not even that hot, to be fair.
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    Defectors inventing schemes to prove themselves still relevant is nothing new.
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  4. 2014-12-08, 01:12 PM #4
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    She has a very fake looking face, but a pretty nice body. I'd do her. I don't think I would hack the NSA for her, but I would definitely do her.
    These aren't the spoilers you're looking for.

    Move along.

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    I get a drag queen vibe from her idk
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    Did all beautiful russan female agents die or something?

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    ITT, more mommy issues come out to light

    This sounds like more Snowden-discrediting propaganda, trying to deviate from the real issues at hand. I also find that tweet a little hard to take at face value.

    What this article does say, is that this may have played a part in him losing faith in capitalism. That's not too shocking, beliefs evolve (especially when you get close to other people) but it's interesting to know nonetheless.
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    How is she not hot?
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  9. 2014-12-08, 01:32 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    How is she not hot?
    Bitter nerds who will never get any. When the news broke about her arrest and spying, everyone talked about how she looked like Jewel Staite from Firefly. Now the nerds in here just want to bash her because they can't even get a woman 1/4 hot as her to look their way.

    In before all the nerds read my post and start claiming they are flush with pussy.

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    She's ugly and a crazy. You can have them pants, OP.
    Far from ugly and crazy is an aphrodisiac for men. It's why we date women in the first place, they all have a little bit of crazy in them. The more the better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fwc577 View Post
    Bitter nerds who will never get any. When the news broke about her arrest and spying, everyone talked about how she looked like Jewel Staite from Firefly. Now the nerds in here just want to bash her because they can't even get a woman 1/4 hot as her to look their way.

    In before all the nerds read my post and start claiming they are flush with pussy.

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    Far from ugly and crazy is an aphrodisiac for men. It's why we date women in the first place, they all have a little bit of crazy in them. The more the better.
    I am so FLUSH with that PUSSY, get on my level scrub <3 no really the first part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corn View Post
    Not even that hot, to be fair.
    In case you didn't want to click the link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fwc577 View Post
    Bitter nerds who will never get any. When the news broke about her arrest and spying, everyone talked about how she looked like Jewel Staite from Firefly. Now the nerds in here just want to bash her because they can't even get a woman 1/4 hot as her to look their way.

    In before all the nerds read my post and start claiming they are flush with pussy.
    Depends on what you mean by "flush with pussy".

    Swimming in hot women? Nah.
    Having extremely hot fiancée? Check.

    Seriously - what's with the nerds and hot women? Since when it's impossible to achieve?
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  13. 2014-12-08, 01:44 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by fwc577 View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-defector.html

    Well, now I know what I need to do to get into Anna Chapman's pants.... Hack the NSA. I'm sure it'll totally be worth it up until she delivers me that fatal dose of cyanide.
    The FSB prefers Polonium-210 over cyanide
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  14. 2014-12-08, 01:45 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yunru View Post
    Did all beautiful russan female agents die or something?

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  15. 2014-12-08, 01:50 PM #15
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    The FSB prefers Polonium-210 over cyanide
    Only if they want to send a message.
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    Well you can find someone else matey!
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  17. 2014-12-08, 01:54 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by fwc577 View Post
    Bitter nerds who will never get any.
    What part of her eyes being too close together makes me a bitter nerd?
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  18. 2014-12-08, 01:57 PM #18
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    What would it take to seduce this man?



    I be his apartment in Moscow was covered with cameras.
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  19. 2014-12-08, 02:00 PM #19
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    She's ugly and a crazy. You can have them pants, OP.
    Ugly? You serious?
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  20. 2014-12-08, 02:02 PM #20
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    2/10, elbows too pointy. My online Japanese girlfriend is much prettier, I can't wait to meet her and show her my katana skills.

    That woman is gorgeous, if I'm already a walking target for the US I may as well enjoy myself in a foreign country who can actually protect me.
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