View Poll Results: Would you sleep/Sex an Ugly Virgin that saved your life?

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    If a ugly virgin saved your life would you sleep with them if asked?

    The reason I ask this is, because this is a very A typical plot line for a lot of games.

    As not to be sexist in any way, use your imagination male or female, if your life was hanging by a thread, and an ugly virgin saved your life, and all they asked in return was for one night would you do it?


    BY THE WAY NO CHEATING, IT'S AN UGLY VIRGIN!
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    No, I wouldn't. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili Mooneye View Post
    No, I wouldn't. Ever.
    Some how, i think this poll is going to shatter some illusions LOL!

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    I wouldn't be in a position where my life was in danger, so this does not apply to me.
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    No, they can bugger themselves instead.

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    Virgins scare me, why are they Virgin? Do they have some kind of desise? I think I'll stay a virgin until I find a non Virgin thank you very much.

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    Nope.

    If the girl is really that ugly, and a virgin, then nope.

    That and the whole bullshit "I saved your life, so i'm obligated to have your dick" thing disgusts me.

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    If they had already saved me? No, and it would really diminish what they did in my eyes, tbh. But if I had to accept for them to save my life, yes, of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoobistTV-Metro View Post
    I wouldn't be in a position where my life was in danger, so this does not apply to me.
    I just sit in front of the computer all day.

    But what if it was something unexpected, like a plane engine nearly landed on your head, and they pushed you out of the way, or saved you from a Dragon?

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    Depends on how ugly.

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    Someone saving my life, or me saving their life is not a sudden invitation to sex. I wouldn't feel that whether I was saving or being saved, that I'd be obligated to have sex with that person ...

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    probably not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antbregante View Post
    Depends on how ugly.
    In my mind i have this picture of the girl.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyve View Post
    Someone saving my life, or me saving their life is not a sudden invitation to sex. I wouldn't feel that whether I was saving or being saved, that I'd be obligated to have sex with that person ...
    Yeah, but they saved your life, at the risk of their own!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeula View Post
    Virgins scare me, why are they Virgin? Do they have some kind of desise? I think I'll stay a virgin until I find a non Virgin thank you very much.
    So you have a "desise" and you scare yourself?

    M'kay...
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    I don't think this is a very typical plot though. It's usually about the protagonist being a virgin loser who can't get the girl, who saves her heroically and that heroic deed completely changes her view of him, which makes her want to have sex with him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manakin View Post
    In my mind i have this picture of the girl.


    HAHAHA, wish I had that picture, but, then Again, I don't want anybody wiggling out of this, MALE or Female UGLY VIRGIN saves your life, is it one night of you and them and Barry White or just a Hand shake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    I don't think this is a very typical plot though. It's usually about the protagonist being a virgin loser who can't get the girl, who saves her heroically and that heroic deed completely changes her view of him, which makes her want to have sex with him...
    Like this then?

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    Depends on the mythology of this fantasy land you're building in which sex is a resource.

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    no but i would help them get laid somehow

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