View Poll Results: Guy farts and passes out while you're waiting I line you?

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  • Ignore it step right over him "Someone else can help him"

    11 22.92%
  • Point and laugh but remind everybody your place in line.

    10 20.83%
  • Not my fart not my problem tell the guy behind him "just go!"

    1 2.08%
  • Stop help the guy check his pulse and alert the store if possible or call 911

    26 54.17%
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    You are standing in line to pick up your favorite game.

    You are standing in line waiting to buy or pickup your favorite game and a guy in front of you farts so hard he passes out what do you do?

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    This is not what I expected at all.

    What is life again, I think I need to go find out.

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    Step to the front of the queue. And laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    Step to the front of the queue. And laugh.
    Whoa man you don't get to cut the line just because someone farted! No one said you were 2nd in line!

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    Standing in line for a game? That is my favorite, despite not having bought it yet?

    I warn the authorities about upcoming disasters, because I've obviously traveled back in time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simulatio View Post
    Standing in line for a game? That is my favorite, despite not having bought it yet?

    I warn the authorities about upcoming disasters, because I've obviously traveled back in time.
    Could be a console game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Could be a console game.
    Haven't bought a console since the ps2. Yet more evidence that I'm a time traveler in this scenario.

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    Step over him, and then call 911.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random Word View Post
    I do nothing.
    Well that's honest but you would ignore a guy laid out in line?

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    The fart wakes me up and I suddenly freak out as I realize I just Quantum Leaped back to 1996 when I actually stood in lines to buy games. I then rush to tell Sega that the Dreamcast is doomed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garnier Fructis View Post
    Step over him, and then call 911.
    So trying to help them until someone else comes like mouth to mouth if need be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    So trying to help them until someone else comes like mouth to mouth if need be?
    Man, if you're saying his fart was toxic enough to knock himself out, I doubt it would be a great idea to start a corpse pile.

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    I'd probably be wondering why I was standing in line to buy a video game.

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    lol passing out farting i'd be on the floor next to him laughing to death hope the guy behind me calls for help

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    Roll him out the way, he's disrupting the queue flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Well that's honest but you would ignore a guy laid out in line?
    Yes. Let others help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fencers View Post
    I'd probably be wondering why I was standing in line to buy a video game.
    Could be a game maybe a gift Christmas just past so it could happen right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fencers View Post
    I'd probably be wondering why I was standing in line to buy a video game.
    "Oh man, this guy just farted and passed out....what am I doing here though?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    Man, if you're saying his fart was toxic enough to knock himself out, I doubt it would be a great idea to start a corpse pile.
    Lmfao

    I didn't say why he farted just that he did and passed out to keep it simple enough that people could help out not like say a heart attack which few might not be intimidated to try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    "Oh man, this guy just farted and passed out....what am I doing here though?"
    Lo waiting in line for a favorite game Jensen excuse for the line.

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