You are standing in line to pick up your favorite game.

[Dispraise]

Lmfao

I didn't say why he farted just that he did and passed out to keep it simple enough that people could help out not like say a heart attack which few might not be intimidated to try.

I'd be less intimidated by a heart attack than by an epic gas expulsion.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Roll him out the way, he's disrupting the queue flow.

That's very kind of you. :/

[Independent voter]

Who stands in line for video games anymore?

I don't know if I'd check his pulse but I'd tell the store or call 911.

[Doctor Amadeus]

I'd be less intimidated by a heart attack than by an epic gas expulsion.

Ok lesson learned for me then.

[Medusa Cascade]

That's very kind of you. :/

Queuing is serious business.

[Jester Joe]

Queuing is serious business.

#WhatWoWTaughtMe

[F4ulty]

Poll answers: A&D

Step over him then call 911: "This guy just shit his pants and passed out cold." Also, cover my nose with my shirt.

Realistically, the only waiting for games I do nowadays is at my desk, in my underwear, on launch nights.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Queuing is serious business.

Just bags of flesh getting in your way lol j/k

[DechCJC]

I wanted to say that i'd just laugh at him but honestly, my morals would kick in and i'd help him.

Probably.

[Deleted]

Light a match.

For science!

[Doctor Amadeus]

Poll answers: A&D

Step over him then call 911: "This guy just shit his pants and passed out cold." Also, cover my nose with my shirt.

Realistically, the only waiting for games I do nowadays is at my desk, in my underwear, on launch nights.

Lol fair at least you gave a good college try answer in this day and age of diebetus and hear disease just curious how many might handle maybe not something so life ending as it was just something that makes and impact.

[scoobysnacks]

Maybe the fart expelled the demon that possessed him. Call a priest and resume queuing.

[Doctor Amadeus]

#WhatWoWTaughtMe

Lol. Soo wrong.

[MannDuo]

The legitimate answer here would be to help him and call 999/911.

Obviously if it ever happened, at the time you wouldn't know he just passed out because of the fart. For all you know he could have had a full blown heart attack and farted at the same time, and you're too busy laughing at him to help because you presumed it was the farting that caused him to pass out.

[Doctor Amadeus]

I wanted to say that i'd just laugh at him but honestly, my morals would kick in and i'd help him.

Probably.

Lol well at least you nor anybody has actually said they would be angry at the one who passed out.

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The legitimate answer here would be to help him and call 999/911.

Obviously if it ever happened, at the time you wouldn't know he just passed out because of the fart. For all you know he could have had a full blown heart attack and farted at the same time, and you're too busy laughing at him to help because you presumed it was the farting that caused him to pass out.

Damn that is a excellent point.

[XDurionX]

I´d fart as well and point at him.

[zeropeorth]

ask yell-ask for doctor or emt in building and for someone to call 911

Not only am I not qualified for emergency response, I wouldn't risk legal liability for trying to help either outside my immediate family or possibly youth; old fart? Nah, break their ribs with cpr and they are likely to sue you (broken ribs is common when amateurs perform it. I'll let better qualified people step in.)

Calling 911 and asking for help is the best you can do; at least you are smart enough to recognize it could be quite serious and not just some amv bit

[Lord Havik]

Not my problem.

Besides, if someone's so out of shape that just farting can interrupt the vital systems required to maintain consciousness, it's better off letting him die. He wasn't gonna live much longer like that anyway.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Not my problem.

Besides, if someone's so out of shape that just farting can interrupt the vital systems required to maintain consciousness, it's better off letting him die. He wasn't gonna live much longer like that anyway.

The same argument could be made for a lot of people being human and that leading to trouble.

[Fencers]

Could be a game maybe a gift Christmas just past so it could happen right?

Hard to imagine. I'm Jewish. Christmas isn't really a thing for me.

Really having a tough time thinking when was the last time I had to stand in line for anything actually. I guess to order coffee? But like Panera now has that order on your phone/its waiting at the check out thing- so yea. And my local coffee shop/bakery is like a coffee bar of sorts.

I'd probably run away and call 911 in that order though. If it knocked him out, should I be standing around breathing it in? No.