Ignore it step right over him "Someone else can help him"
Point and laugh but remind everybody your place in line.
Not my fart not my problem tell the guy behind him "just go!"
Stop help the guy check his pulse and alert the store if possible or call 911
Who stands in line for video games anymore?
I don't know if I'd check his pulse but I'd tell the store or call 911.
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Step over him then call 911: "This guy just shit his pants and passed out cold." Also, cover my nose with my shirt.
Realistically, the only waiting for games I do nowadays is at my desk, in my underwear, on launch nights.
I wanted to say that i'd just laugh at him but honestly, my morals would kick in and i'd help him.
Probably.
Light a match.
For science!
Maybe the fart expelled the demon that possessed him. Call a priest and resume queuing.
The legitimate answer here would be to help him and call 999/911.
Obviously if it ever happened, at the time you wouldn't know he just passed out because of the fart. For all you know he could have had a full blown heart attack and farted at the same time, and you're too busy laughing at him to help because you presumed it was the farting that caused him to pass out.
ask yell-ask for doctor or emt in building and for someone to call 911
Not only am I not qualified for emergency response, I wouldn't risk legal liability for trying to help either outside my immediate family or possibly youth; old fart? Nah, break their ribs with cpr and they are likely to sue you (broken ribs is common when amateurs perform it. I'll let better qualified people step in.)
Calling 911 and asking for help is the best you can do; at least you are smart enough to recognize it could be quite serious and not just some amv bit
Not my problem.
Besides, if someone's so out of shape that just farting can interrupt the vital systems required to maintain consciousness, it's better off letting him die. He wasn't gonna live much longer like that anyway.
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Hard to imagine. I'm Jewish. Christmas isn't really a thing for me.
Really having a tough time thinking when was the last time I had to stand in line for anything actually. I guess to order coffee? But like Panera now has that order on your phone/its waiting at the check out thing- so yea. And my local coffee shop/bakery is like a coffee bar of sorts.
I'd probably run away and call 911 in that order though. If it knocked him out, should I be standing around breathing it in? No.
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