ADVICE! First time asking a girl to come over my house to watch some movies

[Nevertrap]

OP please PM me what happens. 50% chance youll smash her

[Deleted]

shes a self proclaimed lesbian? Run dude, just run. She be an attention seeker and even if everything goes the way you want youll be ankle deep in drama before you know it.

RUN!111

lol, didn't even read that

well, in that case, I wouldn't even get my hopes up

what's a self-proclaimed lesbian, anyway, what's the difference to a normal lesbian?

[LokoKun]

OP please PM me what happens. 50% chance youll smash her

Will do! Don't plan on having sex with her considering my parents will probably be home.... and upstairs... Within earshot...

When in doubt put on shawn of the dead or hot fuzz.

And don't overdo the body spray, don't get touchy touchy straight away unless she's initiating; Make sure to leave your monster condoms out for show for her to see though.

Pretty much just see how it goes.

It's only as awkward as you can make it be.

Thanks, we have the movies basically picked out and I won't overdo it with the spray. I don't think I'll be leaving condoms out... Doesn't seem like the best plan.

[willtron]

Will do! Don't plan on having sex with her considering my parents will probably be home.... and upstairs... Within earshot...

danger fucks are always fun.

[LokoKun]

danger fucks are always fun.

I wouldn't know... (Hint Hint)..... But in any case. It's not really an option unless no one was home, which unfortunately people will be home.

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Will do! Don't plan on having sex with her considering my parents will probably be home.... and upstairs... Within earshot...



Thanks, we have the movies basically picked out and I won't overdo it with the spray. I don't think I'll be leaving condoms out... Doesn't seem like the best plan.

you can also casually place your fleshlight within eyesight

show her what a stud you are.. a stud with practice and stamina! you can even claim to know pornstars.. inside out

[Mayhem]

Don't sit there and think about nailing her all night.

she´s right, don´t just think about it, do it! all night at least

[Deleted]

If it really was going in the direction of sex, you could always to the side to side fuck. No1 will be the wiser (so long as you have a blanket to cover your waists.

you wouldn't wanna give this young man any nasty ideas, would you ?

[LokoKun]

If it really was going in the direction of sex, you could always to the side to side fuck. No1 will be the wiser (so long as you have a blanket to cover your waists.

It's an option. However I highly doubt it will go in that direction. Like, HIGHLY doubt it. My hopes are at least a good make-out session though that's not even my goal. My goal is to get to know her and spend time with her. Anything higher than that is a bonus.

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you wouldn't wanna give this young man any nasty ideas, would you ?

Dude, my mind is filled up with way more nasty things than that. However I really like to suppress that side, especially in these kinds of situations.

[Mayhem]

If it really does in the go in the direction of sex, you could always to the side to side fuck. No1 will be the wiser (so long as you have a blanket to cover your waists).

i can almost feel the romance

no but really, danger fucks are awesome, i kind of miss them, stupid mmo-c making me remember my youth, i hate you

/runsoffcrying

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It's an option. However I highly doubt it will go in that direction. Like, HIGHLY doubt it. My hopes are at least a good make-out session though that's not even my goal. My goal is to get to know her and spend time with her. Anything higher than that is a bonus.

who else read make-up session?

[LokoKun]

i can almost feel the romance

no but really, danger fucks are awesome, i kind of miss them, stupid mmo-c making me remember my youth, i hate you

/runsoffcrying

While they sound awesome, to me they're not worth the risk right now. I don't think I could deal with being grounded until I'm basically 18...

[Deleted]

i can almost feel the romance

no but really, danger fucks are awesome, i kind of miss them, stupid mmo-c making me remember my youth, i hate you

/runsoffcrying

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who else read make-up session?

so this fella is into kinky stuff then huh?

[Mayhem]

While they sound awesome, to me they're not worth the risk right now. I don't think I could deal with being grounded until I'm basically 18...

you get grounded for sex?

ridiculous

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so this fella is into kinky stuff then huh?

me or him?

me? absolutely
him? who knows, don´t care

[LokoKun]

you get grounded for sex?

ridiculous

Well, I haven't really been a bad kid ever. At most I've been grounded for 2 weeks for stupid stuff. However, I will say that I'm a virgin and my parents are VERY conservative.

[Lenonis]

The whole deal with her a bit complicated. She is a "self proclaimed" lesbian but I she did make out with me and I know as an absolute fact she has been with another guy before.

Unless you are a girl drop any pretense or hope of a romantic encounter. Because at best(?) she's confused and conflicted or lying for attention which is going be messy and awful. At worst(?) she actually is and you're running headfirst into rejectionville. And you would be better served regardless to invite her to do something in public first to get to know her better without the awkwardness and pressure of being alone together in a private setting.

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I will conclude that she is Bi

It's incredibly offensive if someone tells you their orientation to then tell them through words or actions that you don't believe them. That's not going to win you any points.

[LokoKun]

Unless you are a girl drop any pretense or hope of a romantic encounter. Because at best(?) she's confused and conflicted or lying for attention which is going be messy and awful. At worst(?) she actually is and you're running headfirst into rejectionville. And you would be better served regardless to invite her to do something in public first to get to know her better without the awkwardness and pressure of being alone together in a private setting.

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It's incredibly offensive if someone tells you their orientation to then tell them through words or actions that you don't believe them. That's not going to win you any points.

I would never be mean enough to say something like that to her. If she says that she is something, that's her own decision and no one can judge her for it. It doesn't mean I don't want to spend time with her... I still do.

[Amerrol]

Just be alpha as fuck, bro.

[ParanoiD84]

Personally, I like action, thrillers, sci-fi/fantasy, some dramas.

Good choices, Armageddon was probably the one that always seemed to work the best, horror movies from my experience was also good but there is a big chance it can backfire.

[vampzalt]

Don't sit there and think about nailing her all night.

Not ever guy does this - quit assuming.

[Mayhem]

Well, I haven't really been a bad kid ever. At most I've been grounded for 2 weeks for stupid stuff. However, I will say that I'm a virgin and my parents are VERY conservative.

i´m 32 now and i can´t remember any of my friends having even remotely as conservative parents as yours, not even talking of mine, hell they´ve showed their vacation pics around with friends, everyone of them nude or naked, taking a bath in a mountain lake

though we´re used to naked/nude people thanks to tv, news papers and what have you, i was actually pretty disappointed by the first playboy i bought when i was 14, nothing really new

where was i? yeah, uhm, learn your lesson, don´t be like your parents, kids at your age shouldn´t fear having sex but learning what´s fun and what not and having the confidence to talk about their desires