It's all bright and...

[Stonecloak]

Shiny in here. Idk, it's hurting my eyes. I can't see too well.

[Crackleslap]

Best thread 2015.

[Labz]

I need more of your wisdom, good sir. This is just too brilliant.

[Stonecloak]

My sincerest apologies, Stonecloak!

The concentrated awesomeness I radiate can at times be a mild inconvenience to bystanders. When one gets to such a level of brilliance it tends to take form as a blinding shinyness but I assure you I've no control over it. I will, however, do my very best to keep it in check. Avert your eyes if it gets too extreme, it's been known to cause both temporary and permanent blindness in those brave enough to bask in my glory.

I'm terribly sorry for having inconvenienced you.

Is this the Internet?

Have I slipped into another dimension?

I will retire for today, and attempt to record my findings and study accordingly. When I come back, hopefully I will be more acquainted with this light.

[Hottage]

It's all bright and...

... clickbait.

It's all bright and clickbait.