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    You Can Now Buy Your Very Own Putin! (Greymane Global Trends) GGT

    Editorial edition.

    I feel the need to buy one. There is just something about this guy. Maybe its all of the funny memes of him or because he tries very hard to seem bad ass, and with his countries troubles, with a huge popularity percentage, this guy seems to be doing it right

    http://dangerousminds.net/comments/v..._action_figure
    n January 17, Robert Coalso tweeted an image of Vladimir Putin riding a bear action figure for sale at the Ismailovo market in Moscow.

    There’s a Russian website where you can buy the Putin action figure but there are a few catches: you have to either call the distributor directly to make an order or email them and supposedly they’ll write you back. Since this is the case, I have no idea how much the damned thing costs.

    That being said, I do not speak or read in Russian, so I’m going to let Google translate the customer testimonials for you. Here goes:

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    I'm surprised it took this long to get one made.
    Human progress isn't measured by industry. It's measured by the value you place on a life.

    Just, be kind.

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    The cult of personality must feed.

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    Man, I really want one of those..

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    Samurai Obama Vs. Bear Cavalry Putin. who would win?


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    I don't feel the need to buy it due to not being a fan of Putin, but it does make me want a Swedish version with our king riding a moose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffhead View Post
    Samurai Obama Vs. Bear Cavalry Putin. who would win?

    Putin, Samurai Obama has the shittiest stance in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffhead View Post
    Samurai Obama Vs. Bear Cavalry Putin. who would win?



    Mecha-Washington from Bioshock, obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoying View Post


    Mecha-Washington from Bioshock, obviously.
    A new challenger approaches


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    Quote Originally Posted by fluffhead View Post
    Samurai Obama Vs. Bear Cavalry Putin. who would win?


    My bet is on Arnold. Let's face it, while his leadership was questionable, no other political figure has looked that badass.

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    My brother got me one of these as a gag gift (and I gagged) for Christmas in 2009.


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    Guys, we just need to make sure that we have a thread like this every day. Funny shit like this keeps me sane while coding, heh.

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    The Putin statue should really have a Ritz cracker base.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    The Putin statue should really have a Ritz cracker base.
    I guess you could say they are Putin' him on it.


    I'll leave now.
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    Being older isn't an excuse for being wrong or obtuse. Grats on being the guy that makes me side with Didactic.

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    omg wtb /10char

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    Putin, Samurai Obama has the shittiest stance in the world.
    It might help if Samurai Obama's ankles articulated.
    /\ Was this sarcasm? Are you sure?
    || Read it again, I'll wait.
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    Obviously the US need to order 25 inch condoms from Russia to demoralize them.

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    I am trying to see where I can get 1 online

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    Since there's really no constructive conversation to be had here apart from advertising something, going to close this.

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