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    Donald Trump to personally build a border fence to stop Islamic terrorists

    I personally applaud Mr. Trump in this endeavor. I hope he does run for President because I know I'll be voting for him.

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conten...mic-terrorists

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    Because a fence really stops terrorists.

    Terrorist: Hey all my terrorist buddies, lets go bomb America!
    *all get together skipping and dancing through Mexico singing "We're off to kill America!"*
    Terrorist: Oh no! They built a fence! We'll never be able to bomb America now!
    *All the terrorists cry and go get day jobs working at gas stations*

    It's not like they can't, I dunno, fly a plane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    Because a fence really stops terrorists.


    It's not like they can't, I dunno, fly a plane.
    I believe there may be some precedent for this.

    But don't quote me on that...

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    Hows that fence system working for you lot with immigrants for south america.

    I guess it's a great idea for trump to make a nice amount of money on a large very costly and pointless government project that will get support from the crazy right who are know to be easily influenced and manipulated.

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    Donald Trump is a joke, and so is anyone who thinks he isn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    Because a fence really stops terrorists.

    Terrorist: Hey all my terrorist buddies, lets go bomb America!
    *all get together skipping and dancing through Mexico singing "We're off to kill America!"*
    Terrorist: Oh no! They built a fence! We'll never be able to bomb America now!
    *All the terrorists cry and go get day jobs working at gas stations*

    It's not like they can't, I dunno, fly a plane.
    "But Omar, they've built a FENCE!"
    "By Allah... What shall we do?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    Because a fence really stops terrorists.

    Terrorist: Hey all my terrorist buddies, lets go bomb America!
    *all get together skipping and dancing through Mexico singing "We're off to kill America!"*
    Terrorist: Oh no! They built a fence! We'll never be able to bomb America now!
    *All the terrorists cry and go get day jobs working at gas stations*

    It's not like they can't, I dunno, fly a plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    Because a fence really stops terrorists.

    Terrorist: Hey all my terrorist buddies, lets go bomb America!
    *all get together skipping and dancing through Mexico singing "We're off to kill America!"*
    Terrorist: Oh no! They built a fence! We'll never be able to bomb America now!
    *All the terrorists cry and go get day jobs working at gas stations*

    It's not like they can't, I dunno, fly a plane.
    If they can fly commercially, that's its own problem. If they fly in on their own aircraft in violation of the airspace, that's its own problem. But if they can just fake a Guatemalan accent and sneak over and face no resistance from the American government short of a blanket and a hot meal, that's a problem too.

    As for physical border security, the Saudis are building themselves a real humdinger on their border with Iraq precisely to keep ISIS bodily out of the country.

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    So... You belive a fence will stop anything but maybe wildlife? I just don't know how to respond to this without sounding like I'm talking to a 3 year old but... You do know that you could climb over, cut a hole, dig under, fly over, drive through a fence, right? Also, why would these "islamic terrorists" walk into the US from, I guess Mexico (?) when they could just fly in or maybe take a boat?
    But hey! It's Mr Trumps money, he can spend it however he wants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llunai View Post
    I believe there may be some precedent for this.

    But don't quote me on that...
    Nah, those guys were terrible at flying. Crashed their planes in the biggest buildings they could find.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galathir View Post
    Nah, those guys were terrible at flying. Crashed their planes in the biggest buildings they could find.
    I'm sure they flew well enough to get past any fences Trump might build.

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    Gonna have to let alot of Mexicans in to build it.

    I also wasn't aware that there where that many Mexican Islamic funademtalists. Thanks for the knowledge bomb Mr.Trump.
    Last edited by mmoc6b1f2f8dff; 2015-01-24 at 07:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormdash View Post
    As for physical border security, the Saudis are building themselves a real humdinger on their border with Iraq precisely to keep ISIS bodily out of the country.
    I think that's a bit of a different situation. When you share a land border with your neighbors, it's a lot easier for undesirables to get across. When you have thousands of miles of ocean acting as a natural border, that's another matter entirely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadee View Post
    I personally applaud Mr. Trump in this endeavor. I hope he does run for President because I know I'll be voting for him.

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conten...mic-terrorists
    Then i feel sorry for you because your vote intention clearly shows that your brain have died long ago

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    don't the cartels use some magic trickery to get pas fences with their drugs ? I think its called
    A Tunnel

    So unless he plans to make a fence that is down to the mantle, and up past the highest point a plane can fly, he may as well make the fence out of cheese.

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    Also, I would like it if this title were, in fact, the literal truth: that Trump would PERSONALLY build the fence.

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    Reading the excerpt from his speech it sounds a lot like the Chewbacca defense.

    Quote Originally Posted by Llunai View Post
    Also, I would like it if this title were, in fact, the literal truth: that Trump would PERSONALLY build the fence.
    Yeah, that's what brought me to this thread in the first place
    Last edited by Galathir; 2015-01-24 at 07:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llunai View Post
    I think that's a bit of a different situation. When you share a land border with your neighbors, it's a lot easier for undesirables to get across. When you have thousands of miles of ocean acting as a natural border, that's another matter entirely.
    It's a running joke for any American I know whom also has friends of foreign citizenship (like an Australian or Canadian or European), is that if they want to move here, the easiest thing to do would be to fly commercially into Mexico and come on over, there'd be no getting rid of them even if we wanted to then.

    You... do realize that commercial flights are available into Mexico even across oceans, right?

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    hahahaha, shut the fuck up Donny! sure, Trump can go ahead and run, it's not like he is the most appealing or even interesting one that could run.

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    Hopefully the one on the Canadian border is equally as good. No one wants those bear loving, maple syrup drinking mounties fleeing from thier socialist commie land.

    Trump would love to turn the US into the UAE interms of worker rights. Hes a lovely man.

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