Quote Originally Posted by Haidaes View Post
Okay, just to be clear, do people actually believe a rodent made it past 10 years? The answer may increase my fear of idiots with nukes...
Yeah he is the worlds oldest rodent. In 1976 3 guys from Florida tried to kill Punxsutawney Phil to make Merle the Gator the number 1 weather predicting animal in America. They parked a truck with a fertilizer bomb near his burrow and when he came out they blew it up. Phil's remains started to coalesce until he was whole again and then proceed to rip out the throats of the three guys who tried to kill him. I was there and it was amazing.