UK to host FIRST phallic festival for men with small penises

[breadisfunny]

It's like a guy saying he prefers a loose vagina.

Come on now...

you don't know what other people like. some people are into that stuff. but please continue to pretend you know what everyone likes it is really amusing. plus not everyone cares about size.

[mikeakanice]

You have a small penis, don't you?

Just curious what's your idea of small? I don't quite understand what's considered small by the article since they mention the majority of penises are 5-6 inches long. Either way this is hilarious. #Whitepeopleproblems

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you don't know what other people like. some people are into that stuff. but please continue to pretend you know what everyone likes it is really amusing. plus not everyone cares about size.

Why are you so offended about some random person says on this site?

[DEATHETERNAL]

Wierdos.

No one likes a small penis. NO ONE.

I'm smiling that this got posted on the first page. I thought it might be a bunch of pages before something like it did. Rarely do you disappoint when it comes to such things, Winter.

[mikeakanice]

6 inches is kinda small. Below that and.....well....you get to say "it's how you use it" and hope the saying is true.

So...if the avg penis is 5-6 inches. That would probably mean the average vagina is 5-6 inches. Which means if you need more than avg(majority), that you have a big vagina? #Whitepeopleproblems

[Wildtree]

6 inches is kinda small. Below that and.....well....you get to say "it's how you use it" and hope the saying is true.

6 inches is actually very much the vast majority......
For some reason, science found way too much time to make the penis a science object, and there are heaps of studies conducted..
5 - 7 inch is the absolute vast majority of all schlongs.. A few are above but they aren't from out necks of the woods, and a few are below.
Americans are slightly smaller equipped than most Europeans, but that can be effectively neglected, the differences are really that small.

[mikeakanice]

Vagina is such a harsh word. I like 'pink fortress'.

Or in your case pink cave? #whitepeopleproblems

[Wildtree]

So...if the avg penis is 5-6 inches. That would probably mean the average vagina is 5-6 inches. Which means if you need more than avg(majority), that you have a big vagina? #Whitepeopleproblems

From my observation/experience.... With women it seem to have a connection with their size.
The shorter, closer the door... The taller, the more room is in there....

[mikeakanice]

From my observation/experience.... With women it seem to have a connection with their size.
The shorter, closer the door... The taller, the more room is in there....

Isn't that some long standing urban legend. No pun intended nor no offense to the shorter penises #Whitepeopleproblems

This is fun.

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Cave of Wonders?

Cave of unfulfillment?

[Wildtree]

Isn't that some long standing urban legend

No..... At least by my own collection of experience..
With the shorties I've hit the end of the channel and that makes an ouchy, or is at least unpleasant I was told... It sorta kinda ruins the fun..
With the taller ones, I don't reach it that easy if at all.

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Yay, finally something for people like me who suffer from SPS.
£1 entrance, awesome!

[Kaleredar]

The scientists were so preoccupied with the notion of whether they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should.

[Wildtree]

They gonna put some hotties in bikini's at the entrance for the size check, to get some extra revenue that way

[mikeakanice]

Chasm of Doom?

Chasm of endless wander?

[Wildtree]

Chasm of Doom?

The Abyss..

[kyoloco]

id totally win

[mikeakanice]

The grandest canyon?

The endless canyon

[mikeakanice]

Wizard's sleeve

No clue what that means so I guess I'll take my bat and balls and go home now.
Btw it's a louisville slugger.

[Rhine101]

I would go only if around a lot of females. Regardless teh cost, I would pull out a 10 and pay that fee. I just need to make sure the cashier knows not to give me change

[Heathy]

well all this talk of small penises, i have heard or read somewhere that vaginas are only about 4 inches deep so, anything extra is going to either stick out the end or end up in the uterus.

i think i'm probably average but this party does sound pretty 'gay' (broad sense non derogatory) it begs the question why would one go to such a thing..

[derpkitteh]

No one likes a small penis. NO ONE.

i could understand 4 inches and under, as that's like creepyish kinda. but 5 and 6 isn't small.

5 - 7in is my perfect range. this whole event seems kinda stupid to me though.