Women are like cats, men are like dogs

[Armbre]

I feel like the writer of the article hangs out alot at american legions, and vfw's watching fox news.
(side note i actually bartended at a legion for a while during college mostly for the wedding reception cash but old guys would sit there and spew stuff like this and request that fox news be put on the tv, needless to say it was a dark time)

[Noomz]

Cats are only nice because they want something from you.

How are dogs any different...?
Have you had any pets at all?

[Vermicious]

It's something I have thought about a lot. Cats are manipulative and are only nice to you when they want something. Dogs however are loyal creatures. I immediately found an article that points out some of the parallels between us and these animals.
http://www.returnofkings.com/35965/w...-are-like-dogs

Funny how you can find articles that will back up your 'thinking' so easily. Given the background of the site, I'm not surprised.

As far as my thoughts on this: LOL

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Funny how you can find articles that will back up your 'thinking' so easily. Given the background of the site, I'm not surprised.

As far as my thoughts on this: LOL

I just found it interesting that other people have made the same observations as me.

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[Deleted]

Well not to start bashing countries but, I think you know which one I mean when I imply where that support comes from.

Actually I don't, I believe in multinational assholism.

[Katchii]

Have you noticed similar parallels throughout your life when interacting with men and women?

Parallels to specific people, sure...but not in a sweeping generalizing way like this. There are far too many nuances between every person that anything that tries to draw a parallel to that many people, just isn't going to work because each individual will have at least one trait that doesn't fit the stereotype.

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The only truth about dogz and catz!

[NuLogic]

My friends cats are really calm and cute. They keep to themselves unless you start petting them then they follow you around all cutely.

That being said I prefer dogs as they're more likely to play with me and give me some sugar! My cutie loves getting her belly petted :3

[Deleted]

- Husband humps me.

- I purr up against him and show dat ass.

Seems about right.

That! *purrs*

[Reeve]

Well not to start bashing countries but, I think you know which one I mean when I imply where that support comes from.

I honestly have no idea where you're referring to.

[Crissi]

My cats are excessively needy, loving, and even dog-like (one of mine plays fetch with a stuffed mouse toy). I find basing human gender stereotypes on pet stereotypes all sorts of stupid.

[NuLogic]

- Husband humps me.

- I purr up against him and show dat ass.

Seems about right.

You mean butt hole. Do you also do the lick clean thing?

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You mean butt hole. Do you also do the lick clean thing?

This comparison is starting to get too intimate..

[Vermicious]

I just found it interesting that other people have made the same observations as me.

You mean other men who are mysogynist? Yup, plenty of them around.

[Deleted]

You mean other men who are mysogynist? Yup, plenty of them around.

That word gets flung around way too casually.

[Crissi]

That word gets flung around way too casually.

Well, only quoting negative stereotypes for women while positive for men tend to make you look that way.

[Gnomorepuns]

He cant brain today, he haz the dumb.

[Conscripts]

I like cats and meow at them in the alley. Does this mean I need a sex change?

[Pull My Finger]

Men are like pigs, women are like chicken.