Show him 4chan and he will go away
There is a lot of assumption that he wasn't detected before you even got to speak with it. So we'll just assume that somehow no one but you knows it is here.
I would warn it that not everyone in this world would be so welcoming and understanding. I would strongly advise that it not do this alone. That it should find a more gentle way of letting the residents of the earth know of their presence.
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id seduce it and become its buttslave, as aliens definitely would have cooler video games and movies. could you imagine alien avengers?
fuck the rest of humanity
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Has someone posted it yet? No? Okay then!
EDIT: If it's a situation where we're openly communicating and I'm helping out and genuinely making friends, I'd convince them to go home and send a delegation. Have some of their ships stay in orbit while one or more come down to the UN to talk things over and make peaceful contact. Boom badabing badaboom.
Last edited by The Stormbringer; 2015-03-10 at 04:13 PM.
In the US? In Oklahoma? Ah fuck naw. I don't want that to be its first experience with earthlings.
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