Well shit, I thought this was going to be a thread about internal biological clocks fucking WAKING ME UP AT 6 EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT THE WEEK. GOD DAMNIT.
My biological clock hasn't kicked in. I'm 32 and my mother, aunts, and uncles have been pestering me about arrangements which unfortunately are mostly with Chinese women. I've been on vacation for a few weeks in Washington and they pester me about it every day. My mom would bring up a friend on Facebook and show me their kid. I wouldn't be surprised that when I leave, she gets angry and calls me greedy, a snob, or gay, again. She's even tried guilt tripping. During Christmas, she was talking to her sister about fleeing China all the way wartorn Cambodia and to Thailand all of a sudden, she starts saying how she's going to die without any grandchildren because my brother can't keep a woman, I probably have 'Viagra', and my younger brother is 21.
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Hah. That's good. What I originally thought.