What's you Zodiac Sign?

[Deleted]

I am born on October 31st, thus, I am a Scorpio.

Downside: Scorpio invented the term ‘vendetta’. Once a Scorpio is crossed, they don’t forget it. Female Scorpio are worse about this than the others, often going decades without making amends with friends and family.

This is SO not true. Only sometimes.

[Vanyali]

I am a Leo and I'm supposed to be:

- Confident
- Ambitious
- Generous
- Loyal
- Encouraging
- Pretentious
- Domineering
- Melodramatic
- Stubborn
- Vain

NOOOPE. Apart from stubborn, literally none of the others are correct. 1/10. Literally.

Edit: I just can't with how generic those are.. Reading at this:

"They are fully capable of being greatly successful on their own but they are much happier if they have an audience and a following of people who look up to them."

I am like.. REALLY? Isn't that literally every single person?

At least you're not a gemini.

Literally everything includes this gem: "often has two thoughts in their head /at the same time/".

[THE Bigzoman]

Taurus.

Taurus is not the one who ventures out into the unknown and leads the way, Taurus is the one that will follow the leader and strengthen and build upon the discovered, in other words they are the one that will "dot the I's and cross the T's". This perseverance is given to them by their stubborn streak. Taurus stubborn streak is what gives their independence. They like to do things their way. They are perfectly fine on being alone, this way things get done they way they want them to be done. Taurus is not a follower, but they are not the brave one either. Taurus is perfectly independent. With their perseverance, they get things done and can do quite well for themselves.

Fits very well for me.

[Nurvus]

I am the Aquarius.
I don't really agree with astrology.

[vindicatorx]

I am what they call on the cusp and either a Scorpio or Sagittarius depending on which calendar you use.

[Vordie]

At least you're not a gemini.

Literally everything includes this gem: "often has two thoughts in their head /at the same time/".

I assume that for people who believe that the Zodiac Signs somehow affect their personalities, having two thoughts at the same time is a pretty big accomplishment.

[Airlick]

Capricorn and I don't really care. The signs can all be applied to everyone, there's too many different characteristics and they are all too generic. In other words, it's all bullshit.

[Wildmoon]

I am capicorn but I am not intelligent nor I take life that seriously LOL.

[Vanyali]

I assume that for people who believe that the Zodiac Signs somehow affect their personalities, having two thoughts at the same time is a pretty big accomplishment.

Hey man, I know sometimes I stop and I'm like.. wow, I thought about dinner.. and wow.. at the same time!

[Belize]

Cancer. I'm a motherfucking crab yo.

[Vermicious]

I'm a Capricorn... and I wish the artist did a male version here:

http://www.boredpanda.com/zodiac-mon...-hellandbrand/

[Vanyali]

I'm a Capricorn... and I wish the artist did a male version here:

http://www.boredpanda.com/zodiac-mon...-hellandbrand/

Why the fuck am I a pyramid head. One of the creepiest things and bam. Two-headed pyramid head. That image will be with me for the rest of my life u_u

[Damajin]

First rank Cancer. Fire Snake in the Chinese Zodiac.

[frogger237]

Gemini. Wood Ox.

[BloodyAngel12]

Libra and a Metal Rooster

[Huntermyth]

never checked before but seems like i am an aquarius ( 2nd of february )

don't know about the others but i read some neat stuff, am i cool now or something ?

[kyoloco]

cancer is winning!

out of context that would actually sound really bad

[Celista]

I am a Pisces, but I don't think zodiac signs mean anything.

Also, how is my arch nemesis, Breadisfunny, also a Pisces... *shakes fist*

[icausewipes]

Pisces

#cold

[Wishblade]

Depends. Sometimes I'm Cancer and sometimes I'm Leo, different sources say different things. Most of my life I've lived under the impression that I'm Leo, but Frankly I'm just on the border of being Leo (I think you're Leo from the July 23rd - August 23rd, and my birthday is July 23rd).