<Thanks for All the Fish>-Stormrage relatively new guild that is taking all players. Looking for a new home or enjoy building a new one? Then look no further. Our guild consists of an average age of 25+. We pride ourselves on catering to players that may have started 10 years ago, but have since grown up and made those things we call "commitments."

#No-Call/No-Show/No-Problem#
Have a weird work schedule or pesky PTA meetings to attend? No worries! Our patented RaidWhenYouWantAndNotReallyAlltheTimeIfYouDon'tWantToEither®©™ technology will keep you confident that you'll remain in the guild and have a raid spot whenever you please!

#We're Socialish#
Website: thx4allthefish [dot] com
Twitter: [at] thx4fishguild
Twitch: twitch [dot] tv [slash] thx4fishguild

#Show Me Your Package#
We've just added two new raids so recruiting needs vary. We also really enjoy package deals. We also really enjoy package deals. Our other development,BringYourFriendsBecauseWhoPlaysVideoGamesWithoutFriendsI'llEvenGiveOneOfYouAnOfficerRoleIf YouReallyWantItThatBad®©™, you'll never worry about your friends' opinions being represented to the powers at be, no matter how bad their ideas might be. If you have a group of friends that is hesitant to make a move, we are also looking to continue networking with additional groups. In the event that joining the guild makes sense, then feel free. If not, keep your guild, hop in our raids, and have a good time!

#Lend Me Your Rears#
We are also looking to recruit additional officers that run many facets of the guild. Always thought you could be a movie star? We've got a YouTube channel! Want to stream it up? Good luck unless you got boobs. Enjoy tweeting 38 times a day? Here, use ours! Like to be the center of attention? Too bad, I'm already in the middle, but you can certainly feel good about yourself leading social event or raids!

For what it's worth you'll be an officer, which is a pretty empty title if you ask me.

#When, How, and Why I Need You...Bad#
Hayword's Hyped Happening of Hotflashes and Hotwings:
Tuesday thru Thursday 9 PM - 12 AM EST
Recruiting:Shadow Priest, Feral Druid, exceptional DPS
Progress: 7/7H HM, 3/7M HM, 10/10N BRF,10/10H BRF
Mantra: "Just put in the reps and have a good time"

The Weekenders:
Friday thru Sunday 9 PM - 12 AM EST
Recruiting: Disc Priest, Holy Paladin, Mistweaver, Resto Druid, Shadow Priest, Rogue, Windwalker, Feral Druid, Ret Paladin, Elemental Shaman, any competent players of interest
Progress: 6/7H HM, 3/7M HM, 10/10N BRF, 7/10H BRF
Mantra: "This is the only time my wife lets me play"

Stacked Overflow:
Tuesday & Thursday 9 PM - 12 AM EST
Recruiting: All competent healers and specs, players willing to commit to two nights over 3, and folks that like to go at a more relaxed pace
Progress: 6/7N HM, 7/10N BRF, 1/10H BRF Group intended for players that prefer a more casual approach to raiding
Mantra: "Fun-shots, not one-shots"

While we accept everyone, we are currently overstocked on Hunters, Death Knights, and Retribution Paladins. I try to be open with folks that are interested in joining, and we simply don't need these classes. You can still join the guild, maybe attend a raid or two, but you will not be a unique snowflake.

We particularly need healers for our Tu/Th group (new-ish players) and Fri-Sun group (starting up heroics).

#How We Pass Out the Shinies#
To manage all of this, we strictly adhere to EPGP loot rules, allowing for players to blend their raiding between any group. That's right, you could go as far as to make up lost opportunity in raids later in the week! To us, as long as you're logging in to help progress a raid, you should be rewarded as such.

#I Want You to Want Me#
There's a bunch of us in the Dallas area, too. Get me or one of my officers added on RealID:
Hayword: Babagahnoush#1315
Roflpyro: wcadmin#1215
Rathran: Rathran#1352