Poll: What would you do if you had to use the bathroom?

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  1. #61
    Announcing that you re gonna enter the opposing gender bathroom, then after waiting a bit enter, use the bathroom and get out.

    Had it once @ a festival where the door to the toilet simply couldn't be opened as someone managed to get the lock jammed, as i had to shit i couldn't use the urinals, so i did whats described above.

    What is there to discuss, you as a human being have to go to the toilet, the one assigned to you based on gender isn't available, use the available one.

  2. #62
    Quote Originally Posted by theostrichsays View Post
    Did you let the under the table lady finish? If so did the guy leave you a good tip?
    I called over my manager and they got pretty promptly kicked out, lol.

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    I prefer to go outside, not because I don't want to go in the ladies bathroom, but because I like to do my business outside.

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    Additionally this what would you do if you're in the bathroom doing your business and someone of the opposite sex comes in who doesn't work there?
    Sounds like straight out of a porno scene...

    So pull out Mr Bubbles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    I called over my manager and they got pretty promptly kicked out, lol.
    Cockblocking hard there.

    What even prompted you to look under the table?

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    Hahahahaha using public restrooms. Cute.

  6. #66
    The separation is there for when things are as they should be - toilets working, no 300 m queue, etc. Go in humble and make it show that your only focus is to get to a booth, maybe even say it out loud. If I saw someone do that, I wouldn't freak out, so I don't see why they would if I were to do the same. If you need to go, you need to go.

    Then again, most toilets here are unisex already.
    (Or... correction: Not most, but many are.)
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  7. #67
    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Cockblocking hard there.

    What even prompted you to look under the table?
    Ikr, lol. It was at a restaurant that was hipster "upscale" and not really fine dining and so the tables didn't have long table covers on them like some other restaurants have. So it was pretty obvious what was going down.

    thepublicanrestaurant.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Hahahahaha using public restrooms. Cute.
    I don't know about you, but when I - for example - have to spend like three hours at the Uni (or generally anywhere), there is absolutely NO way that I am able to avoid using the restroom.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zindai View Post
    Then again, most toilets here are unisex already.
    (Or... correction: Not most, but many are.)
    We do not have Unisex toilets here. At all.

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    i've gone into the ladies room on accident a few times anyway

    it's kind of awkward, but i tell people im not a pervert and all that and apologize.

    shit, i use the ladies room at my work because i didn't even know there was a men's room until the other day 'cause there's just racks on racks on racks in front of it most of the time. i still wouldn't use that bathroom anyway because it's nasty

    its just one of those exceptions where the womens bathroom is much cleaner

    because, you know, no women work at my job. *sigh* but if everyone starts going in there they will just stop using the mens' room so i just try to avoid going in there at all -_____-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Ikr, lol. It was at a restaurant that was hipster "upscale" and not really fine dining and so the tables didn't have long table covers on them like some other restaurants have. So it was pretty obvious what was going down.

    thepublicanrestaurant.com/

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    The other day me and my girlfriend were just about on our way to creating our own moment at a local restaurant when my girlfriend decided to give me a nice surprise under the table. When all of a sudden this blocker named Crissi decided to kill our fun bus"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Ikr, lol. It was at a restaurant that was hipster "upscale" and not really fine dining and so the tables didn't have long table covers on them like some other restaurants have. So it was pretty obvious what was going down.

    thepublicanrestaurant.com/
    If there wasn't a linen covering the table well enough, why in the world would they....

    What did you notice, the linens moving around strangely?

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    If there wasn't a linen covering the table well enough, why in the world would they....

    What did you notice, the linens moving around strangely?
    So to give a mental image, so to speak, I'll explain a bit more about the restaurant...

    This restaurant is well known for meat and is situated in Chicago's meat packing district...so the restaurant is designed to look like the inside of an upscale butcher's shop. There are individual tables (not many) and a bar area, but most people are seated at these huge long tables that you share with other guests, like you would in a dining hall. They are designed to remind you of the Viking days when people would come back and feast on hearty pig and lamb after a night of slaughtering...or some shit. That's what I was told at least.

    So individual "parties" are sat together at these long tables. If you go to the website link and click on "gallery--interior" in the upper right you'll see what I'm talking about.


    Soo...

  13. #73
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    Well in the women's toilets everyone's in the stall, in the mens they're probably using urinals. You can't see anything in a woman's toilet so if anything, it would be less invasive than a woman using the mens.

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    i would go to the other side of the building.

    i don't have a sickness so i can hold it for a couple extra minutes.
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