Sexual consequences in an MMO!

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Wait..... I made this? I don't remember making this!

The feelings 9 months after the orgy.

[Sam the Wiser]

Holy shit OP I cant stop laughing, comedy gold.

[derpkitteh]

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs51/PRE/f/2009/323/8/f/Pregnant_Draenei_Woman_Painted_by_dusk666.jpg[/IMG]

holy god that's hot.

and yes, i want an mmo with sex. but i don't really think it should have gameplay consequences. i just wanna live out my sexual deviant fantasies with elves and beast-folk.

[rowaasr13]

Oh and there needs to be proper medel punishments! Wich is why we are now gonna have public hangings in the city square every hour and a witchburning twiice a day.

on top of that we are also adding overly abusive and opressive city guards that goes around and beat up civilians whenever they gather to complain about how poor and hungry they are!

They did it already in Orgrimmar.

[Ealyssa]

A little less conversation, a little more action please.

[Kulanae]

Okay, so recently I got drunk and entered a long philosophical debate with my friend about how games which involve sexual intercourse don't correctly portray the consequences that come with such frivolous activities, you know like in Fable if you have an orgy with 25 people you'll get like 5 STD's which show up in your stat menu without doing anything ect... and that it would be an awesome idea if those STD's actually did stuff to dissuade your character from partaking in such activities too often.

It'd start as a simple health debuff and then slowly get worse unless you got it treated by a mage or a potion or a hospital or something then boom, you leave it too long then you die from your disease (If it's fatal).

Then I jokingly stated how fast such a debuff would spread in an MMO and how interesting it would be to see, I mean imagine if sex granted a buff equivalent to stat food in WoW. "Okay guys lets buff up, oh and bob wear a condom this time!" wouldn't that be educational? A good way to teach people the dangers of unprotected sexual intercourse within the fun confines of a video game? What about pregnancy? "Guys I got the healer pregnant again" "Oh way to go bob, I TOLD you to wear a condom!" Then Bob would be forced to pay the healer money in childcare and such, which could be an interesting spin on the game's economy.

I don't know I just think it'd be really interesting to see, maybe the child could provide bob and the healer buffs and debuffs, such as keeping poor bob awake all night causing his stamina to drop by 5% or getting an A in maths class giving him a +10% Armor bonus. It could really provide some interesting chemistry.

Anyway I'm going to sleep off the last of this drink, night guys.

The reason you don't see disease in fantasy games.......is magic. Why bother to code in a disease system if the players have access to a Cleric who can cure disease......or remove curses, etc.

Why inject the reality of disease, but allow people to swim in plate carrying thousands of gold pieces? Fantasy is just that.......fantasy.

[derpkitteh]

The reason you don't see disease in fantasy games.......is magic. Why bother to code in a disease system if the players have access to a Cleric who can cure disease......or remove curses, etc.

Why inject the reality of disease, but allow people to swim in plate carrying thousands of gold pieces? Fantasy is just that.......fantasy.

because its funner. the reason for fantasy is fun. watching a person have to awkwardly ask the town mage or priest to cure a naughty illness is funny.

like in dragon age two when you go to talk to anders and he's in the middle of telling isabela to not ask him to cure her of something like that again.

[Cosmic Janitor]

holy god that's hot.

and yes, i want an mmo with sex. but i don't really think it should have gameplay consequences. i just wanna live out my sexual deviant fantasies with elves and beast-folk.

You are the most bizzare creature... my first reaction was "OMG! Look at that horribly disfigured face!" when seeing the picture Tr.. Hubcap posted... but then i saw the rest of what you posted.

[pateuvasiliu]

If Mass Effect had STDs my Shepard would've died LOOOONG before killing Saren DD

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holy god that's hot.

and yes, i want an mmo with sex. but i don't really think it should have gameplay consequences. i just wanna live out my sexual deviant fantasies with elves and beast-folk.

You really scare me sometimes.

[derpkitteh]

You are the most bizzare creature... my first reaction was "OMG! Look at that horribly disfigured face!" when seeing the picture Tr.. Hubcap posted... but then i saw the rest of what you posted.

i'm xenophile. at one point, i was even scared of myself for a bit because of it, cause my paranoia started to make me think i was possessed by a succubus because i love demonic women. but then i realize it's not what they are, it's how they look that attracts me. demonic, beast-like like centaur girls or lamia, it's all amazing.

i especially love large, powerful women. orc girls are perfect.

[Cosmic Janitor]

If Mass Effect had STDs my Shepard would've died LOOOONG before killing Saren DD

Luckily Gerald of Rivia is immune to diseases by default .. that would certainly suck otherwise..

[Wildtree]

This thread went places..
There's in parts way too much info about people, no one needed to know that stuff

/shudders

[apepi]

i'm xenophile. at one point, i was even scared of myself for a bit because of it, cause my paranoia started to make me think i was possessed by a succubus because i love demonic women. but then i realize it's not what they are, it's how they look that attracts me. demonic, beast-like like centaur girls or lamia, it's all amazing.

i especially love large, powerful women. orc girls are perfect.

wtf did I just read?

[kyoloco]

Well, nerfing lesbians should be considered at least. They're way too hot.

no they are not

bi girls are

[Friendlyimmolation]

LOL - I though Ramsay Bolton was an advocate for women's rights?

He loves his girls.

[apepi]

no they are not

bi girls are

Lets be honest with each other, and nerf all girls. All men should be buffed.

[Friendlyimmolation]

Your iron will is legend.... I will enjoy breaking you.

"No Gul'dan NO!"

[Mormolyce]

Actually in a fantasy context STDs should be relatively rare.

In Leisure Suit Larry, if you had sex with the prostitute without wearing protection you got an STD and died.

[Notshauna]

Honestly most inter-species sex shouldn't realistically have any consequences because inter-species diseases aren't common(and before you point to the avian flu/swine flu these are viruses). And since very few of the races on Azeroth have common ancestors there would be little to no chance a disease can infect both of them.

Also pregnancy should be impossible for everything but Blood Elven/Night Elven.

[Friendlyimmolation]

both our raid tanks are blood elf females.Most of our dps is orc males. Wouldn't end well.