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  1. 2015-03-30, 12:40 AM #1
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    Toy horse rapist arrested at Walmart

    http://firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse/

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  2. 2015-03-30, 12:43 AM #2
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    He was just horsing around...
    It's kinda sick how into detail they felt the need to report on it "short fast movements".
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  3. 2015-03-30, 12:45 AM #3
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    That man should be put to death! That filthy rapist violating that horse like that! Bring back the death penalty for toy horse rapists everywhere! Amidoingitright?

    But seriously this is funny, let the poor man go.

    Oh oh I forgot to ask, was this Florida?
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  4. 2015-03-30, 12:45 AM #4
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    whats wrong with people like that???
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  5. 2015-03-30, 12:47 AM #5
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    Why didn't he just buy it and use it as much as he likes at home?
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  6. 2015-03-30, 12:48 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Baptist View Post
    whats wrong with people like that???
    The fedora they wear was a lil too tight and they binge watched too much MLP
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  7. 2015-03-30, 12:49 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by GennGreymane View Post
    The fedora they wear was a lil too tight and they binge watched too much MLP
    that makes someone rape a horse?
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  8. 2015-03-30, 12:50 AM #8
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    that's hilarious. his face is in that news paper though, let the shame of it be his punishment.
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    Wow that was very descriptive.....
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  10. 2015-03-30, 12:52 AM #10
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    Disappointed by the lack of puns.
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    How old was the horse?
    Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis
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    Ah so we solved the mystery of the....Pony Predator.
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    The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.
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  13. 2015-03-30, 12:53 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Baptist View Post
    that makes someone rape a horse?
    yes..... yes it does

    they tipped their fedora a bit too hard
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  14. 2015-03-30, 12:54 AM #14
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    Lol what's wrong with this newspaper.

    Town, position up the mile described, Picture, Full Name, extremely detailed explanation of the act.


    Someone can just leave that place, change his name and get some surgery right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeula View Post

    Oh oh I forgot to ask, was this Florida?
    As a matter of fact, yes, yes it was.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
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    oooohhh and its in florida.....
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  17. 2015-03-30, 12:55 AM #17
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    whats the punishment for this there?
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  18. 2015-03-30, 12:56 AM #18
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    Why didn't he get one of these instead?

    http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-l...brony-sex-toy/
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  19. 2015-03-30, 12:57 AM #19
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    Bronieeee?
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    Don't tell ever again that bronies aren't dangerous.
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