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    The U.S. Government can have pictures of your junk.



    It's a bit of a long video but at the end there's an interview with Edward Snowden breaking it all down for you.

    Government surveillance is about as an interesting subject as herpies in a medical checkup but a discussion that needs to be happening. It is very much possible, through various means and organizations, to have pictures of your junk being passed around where they'll silently judge the size and girth of it all in the name of security against terrorism.

    The Patriot Act is also due for renewal June 1st with various clauses that's bound to cause a few eyebrows to raised if someone actually took the time to read through it.

    Again, the video above puts it sufficiently and simply. What are your thoughts about this?

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    I honestly don't have much of an issue with surveillance, I have nothing to hide. If they succeed in stopping a lunatic before he kills a bunch of civilians then i'd gladly let them browse through my network traffic. Also, do you really think they would spend time looking at a million dicks? Sounds more like a story to get people to hate the US government.

    EDIT: Can't watch the video at the moment so if my post is unrelated then my bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acelius View Post
    I honestly don't have much of an issue with surveillance, I have nothing to hide. If they succeed in stopping a lunatic before he kills a bunch of civilians then i'd gladly let them browse through my network traffic. Also, do you really think they would spend time looking at a million dicks? Sounds more like a story to get people to hate the US government.

    EDIT: Can't watch the video at the moment so if my post is unrelated then my bad.


    I agree also any female agents like what they see they are free to get ahold of me.
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    In that case I'll be grabbing a mini U.S flag as a cape for my schlong and a cowboy hat.

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    They've taken pictures of my junk? Why?

    Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered they'd even want one.

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    "half the water in shamus tank is filled with whale tears". ...
    Thanks for sharing the funny video. While it's very funny, well written and delivered I wouldn't base any conclusion on the content.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    I agree also any female agents like what they see they are free to get ahold of me.
    They're probably not female.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sebille View Post
    "half the water in shamus tank is filled with whale tears". ...
    Thanks for sharing the funny video. While it's very funny, well written and delivered I wouldn't base any conclusion on the content.
    Why not? It's basically just the same rehash we've been having now with just comedy added to it.

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    Well, if they insist on making themselves feel inadequate...
    “Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail. For all of these things melt away and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time. Live well and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead.” ~ Emily3, World of Tomorrow
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    Kaleredar is right...
    Words to live by.

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    They better make some room on their disks then...awwww yeah
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
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    You are a legend thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    They better make some room on their disks then...awwww yeah
    Yours could fit on a floppy disk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conspicuous Cultist View Post
    They're probably not female.

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    Why not? It's basically just the same rehash we've been having now with just comedy added to it.
    How do you know they aren't female and even if they aren't I'm not homophobic anybody is free to look at the unit if it pleases them no need for sneaking around about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conspicuous Cultist View Post
    Yours could fit on a floppy disk.
    y u do dis?
    "You six-piece Chicken McNobody."
    Quote Originally Posted by RICH816 View Post
    You are a legend thats why.

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    Nothing new. It's just dumbed down to 'murican level, so they can understand finaly what is going on since 2 years...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    y u do dis?
    Just so people remember who's in charge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    How do you know they aren't female and even if they aren't I'm not homophobic anybody is free to look at the unite if pleases them no need for sneaking around about it.
    Just speculation. I'm sure there's at least some portion of them being guys at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conspicuous Cultist View Post

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    Why not? It's basically just the same rehash we've been having now with just comedy added to it.
    I am well familiar with satire. It's supposed to make you think. If you want to confuse it with journalism then you miss the boat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conspicuous Cultist View Post
    Just so people remember who's in charge.

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    Just speculation. I'm sure there's at least some portion of them being guys at least.

    Hope they send me some $ for the look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conspicuous Cultist View Post
    Yours could fit on a floppy disk.
    Thanks for the laugh.

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    Only because I was sexting this sexy fbi chick....wait what were we talking about again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sebille View Post
    I am well familiar with satire. It's supposed to make you think. If you want to confuse it with journalism then you miss the boat.
    Honestly, it gets to the point better than most legit news.

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    That video also highlighted one of the causes for the worldwide dislike of the US and of its citizens.

    "Americans don't give 2 shits for foreign espionnage" I didn't get the feeling he was saying that for comedy value, even when reading this forum I often get the feeling that Americans really don't care about anything outside their borders, only if it wants to come inside they start caring.

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