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They always say these CHICKS online always have a catch. For this man, it was that his GF was a slugger.
A man meets an Oregan woman online, decides to go live with her, and flys across the nation to meet his lover.
Here's what happens next.
The man suffered skull fractures and the investigation is ongoing.Samuel Campbell, 26, of Adger, AL, arrived Wednesday and went to her home on the 7000 block of Lipscomb Road Southeast in Turner. A probable cause affidavit states he sat down at the outdoor table and Fox poured him some wine.
After asking him to close his eyes, a probable cause affidavit states Fox admitted picking up a metal bat and striking him from behind in the head with a two-handed batting grip.
“Fox stated she played softball from grades 4-11 and knew how to hold a bat,” the affidavit states.
Police said her motive was that she did not want to be his girlfriend, so she decided to hurt him.
Court documents state another woman appeared after the bat attack, and the victim reported hearing them talk about using duct tape to bind him. Campbell told detectives he believed he was going to die.
However, he convinced the women that he would not disclose what happened if they would just take him to the hospital, according to court documents, and they agreed.
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2015-04-17, 03:33 AM #1The Unstoppable Force
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Woman suprises online boyfriend with a clobberin
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2015-04-17, 03:34 AM #2The Insane
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What's an Organ woman?
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2015-04-17, 03:35 AM #3Legendary!
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I'm going to have to ask you to change that to "liver with her". Maybe work in a kidney pun somewhere.
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2015-04-17, 03:36 AM #4High Overlord
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Yeah instead of just saying "I don't want to be your girlfriend" let's just kill him instead? like wtf
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2015-04-17, 03:37 AM #5The Undying
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She does an act with a monkey. Originally Posted by Raybourne
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"This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."
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2015-04-17, 03:39 AM #6Elemental Lord
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Did they meet on eharmony?
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2015-04-17, 03:40 AM #7The Unstoppable Force
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What are you talking about? You mean Oregon right? Originally Posted by Raybourne
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2015-04-17, 03:41 AM #8The Insane
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Sure Bizo...sure.. Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman
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2015-04-17, 03:42 AM #9Stood in the Fire
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Probably would be charged with attempted murder.
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2015-04-17, 03:42 AM #10The Unstoppable Force
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Originally Posted by Simulatio
God dammit simulatio. Originally Posted by Raybourne
Sure Bizo...sure..
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2015-04-17, 03:45 AM #11The Lightbringer
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That's what I do to the guys that I don't want to be my boyfriend. I'm confused, what's the problem here?
give up dat booty Originally Posted by Pendra
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2015-04-17, 03:45 AM #12The Unstoppable Force
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Police said her motive was that she did not want to be his girlfriend, so she decided to hurt him.
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2015-04-17, 03:46 AM #13Scarab Lord
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What a psychotic bitch. Put this woman in a straight jacket and lock her away...
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2015-04-17, 03:48 AM #14The Lightbringer
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I know some people have luck with online dating, but like this man (though not as bad as his experiences) haven't had any and gave that route up.
Hopefully he recovers and she spends many years in prison.Ever been so angry at everyone on the internet you tell a woman she is mansplaining? Originally Posted by Axelhander
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2015-04-17, 03:48 AM #15Epic!
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I would probably to the same to be fair, especially if they tried to push it. Originally Posted by Izalla
I mean, I'm a hetero male, but still. Originally Posted by Jester Joe
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2015-04-17, 03:56 AM #16Warchief
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I've met some crazy in my time, but I think this scores pretty damn high
"May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce"
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"Hero", is what they've all been saying. This world, it isn't worth the saving."
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2015-04-17, 04:29 AM #17Herald of the Titans
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Wait...this didn't happen in Florida? Did she move to Oregon from Florida? So confused right now.
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2015-04-17, 04:32 AM #18Mechagnome
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well this makes the meet up with my online ex look amazing in comparison
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2015-04-17, 04:40 AM #19The Lightbringer
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Oh look, it's Florida Man's cousin, Oregon Woman!
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2015-04-17, 04:47 AM #20Brewmaster
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Aaand this sort of thing is why I basically said "lol no" in the thread asking about meeting others from this forum... I've already met my fair share of crazy weirdos and stalkers from the internet and have zero interest in dealing with any more.
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