Everyone in history has been cryogenically frozen, who would you thaw out?

[Keren]

I dont really know - great man did great things for their time. But some people whrer just way ahead of the time. I'd like to show those people what they achieved for us.
And there are some bad guys in history that managed to avoid justness. If possible, our world needs to do justice for the sake off the people who got harmed and sometimes even to get the opportunity to ask why?!

[Beery Swine]

That's Monica Lewinsky, so... yea she's his type. (Hence the fly open.)

Albert Einstein, cause dude was cool.

Oh, come on, that can't be Monica, I've seen her, I was there when all this happened, she's much thicker than that.

But srsly, OP has a good point. Then again, I remember seeing in NatGeo this almost perfectly preserved girl who was frozen 400 years ago or something after a ritual sacrifice atop a frozen mountaintop (I may have some facts wrong, it's been more than a decade since I read it) and thinking "goddamn, it would be so cool if we could somehow reanimate her and acquaint her with modern tech and shit". I'd wanna bring back everyone, yes even Hitler (and I'm Jewish). Just think how entertaining the documentaries alone would be.

[Adam Jensen]

This Bill?



He's still around.

I've seen this image multiple times.

And its the first I've noticed his fly is unzipped.

[Moralgy]

Hitler. I would let him paint me like one of those french girls to save the Jews.

[madethisfor1post]

John Belushi so him and Dan Aykroyd could do one last Blues Brothers show.

I say one because I assume John's self-destructive lifestyle would continue and he'd OD on life like human Bender.

[Deleted]

The first Chinese emperor Qin Shi Huang, the guy was wise beyond his time and who wouldn't love another empire?

This guy ate more mercury than probably anyone else in the human history. Besides he was batshit insane, paranoid and dangerous.

"Wise beyond his time" my ass. He was a cruel prick.

On the topic, probably the greatest scientists of mankind. Newton would have a field day in our time I suppose.

[Total Crica]

my mom because she did not want to die

[TrumpIsPresident]

Id bring back the founding fathers of the united states, and see what they would have to say, before drugging them and throwing them back into the freezer for another few centuries, just to bring them back out again. =D

They'd take one look around and say "yup this was exactly what we hoped to prevent, gj losers".

[Wildtree]

7. Kim John Il
8. King George III

It's Kim Jong-il..........
And King George? LOL
Da hell did you learn in history. Whatever your parents paid for your school. They need to get a refund.

[Adam Jensen]

It's Kim Jong-il..........
And King George? LOL
Da hell did you learn in history. Whatever your parents paid for your school. They need to get a refund.

But he was a mean old king who taxed us poor oppressed Americans!

Or so Sarah Palin tells me

[Captain N]

I want to reanimate (unfreeze?) Boris Karloff - Just so I can recreate the scene from Frankenstein.

[derpkitteh]

i'd bring back emperor caligula. let him teach the US president how the senate should be treated.

[Wildtree]

They'd take one look around and say "yup this was exactly what we hoped to prevent, gj losers".

actually, and factually even no.
these guys had some very difficult obstacles to deal with, which would be no-brainers today.
The ever popular misconception of some backwards interpreters that always love to say "we're a republic, not a democracy". Someone who pays attention to what the founders said/wrote would know that this claim is nonsensical half-truth..

It would be a blessing to have a founding father be able to speak up today.

These men weren't just revolutionary leaders, their positive traits were that they've been: Visionaries and Progressives.
Those two traits alone indicate that they'd never agree with someone that has their mind set 250 yrs in the past. Cause theirs wasn't either.

[Yvaelle]

Oh, come on, that can't be Monica, I've seen her, I was there when all this happened, she's much thicker than that.

The thing is, once her story started swirling around between journalists - and then hit the spotlight - she became very depressed and started putting on weight: so people think of her when she had already gained weight.

[Wildtree]

i'd bring back emperor caligula. let him teach the US president how the senate should be treated.

Orgies in congress?
Well, that would bring CSpan some revenue.. PPV Porn live from the Capitol

[Deleted]

It's Kim Jong-il..........
And King George? LOL
Da hell did you learn in history. Whatever your parents paid for your school. They need to get a refund.

Don't miss that Fidel isn't dead.

I'd pull John Mytton out of storage with Boris Yeltsin and Benjamin Hornigold, they liked to party.

[Karimi]

Duncan Idaho. Every time.

[Wildtree]

The thing is, once her story started swirling around between journalists - and then hit the spotlight - she became very depressed and started putting on weight: so people think of her when she had already gained weight.

She was never a bean stake figure...
Always at the edge of a few extra pounds. But there's for once nothing wrong with it, and grown up men usually like that or at least don't mind it.
All pictures showing her pre scandal, there's some meat on the bones.

[Mellomania]

Fictional characters don't count.

They are quite sure there was an actual man called Jesus alive back then, doesn't mean he was the son of god though.

[Total Crica]

Fictional characters don't count.

any persona that you personally have never met could very well be a fictional character...