Fight breaks out at a restaurant what do you do?

[Doctor Amadeus]

You having dinner and suddenly a fist fight breaks out what would you do if you're right next to it?

[gr4vitas]

Keep eating my dinner?

[Deleted]

You having dinner and suddenly a fist fight breaks out what would you do if you're right next to it?

Keep eating my meal and enjoy the entertainment.

[Rhine101]

Finish eating. If they choose to stay beside my table, I pick up my plate and take a few steps back...then finish eating.

[anveena]

Watch the fight while I eat.

[MonsieuRoberts]

Realize I've just been invited to a modern showing of Medieval Times and chow down on my futuro-mutton.

[Ghostile]

Keep eating. Have a laugh.

[Spraxle]

I would let them do their thing. Probably move away from them though as I don't really feel like having the food I am paying for ruined by a couple of morons. It's not worth getting into the middle of because they can claim all kinds of things against you then. If they hit me I'd be on the phone wit the cops and pressing charges. Simple as that.

[nextormento]

Ask for popcorn.

[Friendlyimmolation]

I scream "get over here" and pull one of the fighters to me and bludgeon him with my awesome fighting skills.

[Pull My Finger]

Need more information.

It can be entertaining. But obviously not if someone's really going too far, like attacking people with knives and bottles, keep kicking them when they're down, and stuff. Or beating up women or kids or something. You gotta step in.

[Xargoth6634]

Depends on how bad the fight was. If someone was really going to get hurt I guess there's a chance I might step in, but odds are good I'd just watch, maybe film it for posterity.

[Mummbles]

Watch and try to protect my food from the ruckus.

[I Push Buttons]

I'd play a really inappropriate song on my phone really loud.

[Feali]

I take my chair and whoop some ass!

No seriously: I watch and enjoy the entertainment. But if they get to close I might step in.

[Deleted]

Either continue eating, or leave. Maybe call the cops if no one else does it.

[Blueobelisk]

Depends on who is with me. If it's like my family and my family is in danger I might have to use my steak knife to cut them up.

If it's just me or people I don't care about I'll just move over.

If it doesn't affect me I do nothing.

[DocHibb]

Scarf down the remainder of my meal and complementary bread, and throw plates at them like Frisbees.

[Gsara]

Hope they dont fall into my table or hurt anyone I am with because then I would have to stop and get involved myself.

[Waaldo]

Enjoy the nice meal and a show.

Then if one of them dies I will perform CPR. I believe in being reactive, not proactive.