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OT: Okay, so many options as to what to do...
Option A: I personally like to get a sheet of tin and borrow a couple of skeletons from a science class, and arrange the skeli's in the missionary position (other positions if you know they're religious for extra annoyance) on the sheet of tin. Next drill into the ceiling and install eyelets and drill holes in the sheet metal at all four corners and 2 along the sides. Attach pulleys to the eyelets you've installed to the ceiling, and run cable through them and anchor if firmly to the sheet of tin, and hoist the whole works up next to the ceiling.
You LARP'ers are gonna love the next part
Work the pulleys while doing your best 'skeletons getting off' voices.
With some practice and a little bit of luck it should sound like skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
50% of the time, it works every time
Option B: buy a decent quality room mic, maybe a condenser style, and put it up really close to the ceiling, preferably right in the epicenter of the highest noise area on average. Later, set up a step ladder and duct tape your speakers to the top 'no step' area facing upwards. (tape prevents the speaker from vibrating off the step ladder and it should also be noted that this works better with medium to large speakers, don't even bother with small computer speakers)
Hopefully you are using some sort of audio player that allows you to loop your recorded neighbour noises.
Press play, ensure sufficient volume so as to annoy, and leave the house for the weekend.
Good luck