why do some men get offended over being told to sit on toilet?

[Vea Lea]

why do some men get offended over this?

my roomates often miss the toilet it ends up on the floor or on the walls it smells a lot its quite disgusting but then they get angry when i tell them to aim better or to sit down if they cant :/

[Graeham]

It's uncomfortable, especially if you're packing a lot of heat. It's not a great feeling to have my willy touch the inner wall of the toilet.

Though more men do need to learn to aim properly if they're going to stand up. Public toilets are often bloody disgusting as a result of people missing.

[Kailith]

Tell them if they're real men they'd be able to aim... also beat them with a mop until they learn to clean up after themselves, nasty... disrespectful and nasty...

[Dispraise]

If you're pissing on the walls, you've got problems.

That's not even an aiming issue, anymore.

[alucardtnuoc]

very nasty if they don't clean up after themselves, also it's not hard to LIFT the god damn seat up.... wider area.

Once I was over at a friends place with another dude, this guy went to the toilet and when I went to use it after him... piss all over the walls+door, tried to blame it on me until it happened again but this time my friend went in before me and saw it, he was told to go outside if he had to piss and was NEVER allowed to use the indoor toilet.

[Adam Jensen]

Because it is our male privilege to stand!

[Sniperwolfes]

I've always been sitting at home, don't know why but it's a lot more comfortable to me. I also never went to a public toilet more than 3-4 times in my life (currently 20 years old)

[zubaja]

We are MEN! We do not think, we act, and take what is ours! Which, in this case, is the privilige to stand while peeing. We're hardcore like that.

[Budong]

Just piss while taking a shower, you literally can't miss and you don't waste water.

Oh and maybe women should learn how to piss standing up so they can use urinals and not waste so much damn water flushing an entire toilet bowl.

With water shortages all over the place and Cali about to be in serious trouble, I think wasting water is more important than aiming issues.

[Deleted]

Pissing while standing DOES splash damage, even with a proper aim.

Ever since I started to clean the toilet myself (due to living alone), I sat down while taking a piss because I'm too lazy to mop the bathroom more often than necessary

[Vulcanasm]

why do some men get offended over this?

my roomates often miss the toilet it ends up on the floor or on the walls it smells a lot its quite disgusting but then they get angry when i tell them to aim better or to sit down if they cant :/

If your roommates are pissing on the walls they have bigger problems than needing to aim (unless you all live on a moving bus or something). Tell them to stop coming home trashed.

[Jester Joe]

Pissing while standing DOES splash damage, even with a proper aim.

Ever since I started to clean the toilet myself (due to living alone), I sat down while taking a piss because I'm too lazy to mop the bathroom more often than necessary

Do you pee with the force of a fire hydrant, or does your toilet just have that much water? Sure, there's splash, but not enough that it should be getting on the seat that should be lifted up.

[Deleted]

Because standing is manly and you as a man couldn't possibly sit like a woman. Even though its better for your bladder.

[Vea Lea]

Because standing is manly and you as a man couldn't possibly sit like a woman. Even though its better for your bladder.

it is better?

[Charge me Doctor]

why do some men get offended over this?

my roomates often miss the toilet it ends up on the floor or on the walls it smells a lot its quite disgusting but then they get angry when i tell them to aim better or to sit down if they cant :/

Bold part is the answer.

[Gumboy]

Just piss while taking a shower, you literally can't miss and you don't waste water.

Oh and maybe women should learn how to piss standing up so they can use urinals and not waste so much damn water flushing an entire toilet bowl.

With water shortages all over the place and Cali about to be in serious trouble, I think wasting water is more important than aiming issues.

Their are actually products for that. Peeing while standing that is. I won't link them here obviously <.<

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Public toilets are often bloody disgusting as a result of people missing.

Going to a bar bathroom near closing time is enough to make me never wear my nice shoes out to the bar <.<

[Charge me Doctor]

Pissing while standing DOES splash damage, even with a proper aim.

Ever since I started to clean the toilet myself (due to living alone), I sat down while taking a piss because I'm too lazy to mop the bathroom more often than necessary

Only if you aim at ceramic part of toilet, you should aim for water

[Vea Lea]

Their are actually products for that. Peeing while standing that is. I won't link them here obviously <.<

there are?

[Gumboy]

there are?

Yes, there are products that allow women to pee while standing and aim.

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I mean its not really vile or pornogrpahic and it does not show anything, so here it is on amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Go-Girl-Female.../dp/B003BEDUS6

I heard about it from "Smoking gun presents worlds dumbest inventions"

Also, read the comments. Gold.

[pateuvasiliu]

Because my penis is huge and i can't piss sitting down.