If your country was on the brink of nuclear war

[Felicia]

As long as they're not sexually depraved... I might consider it if it was for only one night. But there are several other people willing to do it, so they can get in line in front of me :P

[Deleted]

No one can and will win a nuclear war.... That's why we haven't had one.
Everyone knows that if anyone starts it, that's devastation for everyone.

This. Dumb people are dumb though.

OT: Ofcourse I would. I think you're a disgusting human being if you don't.

[Deleted]

Thats kinda desperate holding the world hostage to get laid.

[Aphrel]

I dunno man. Id never be hearing the end of it. Id be teh guy that took a black dick in the arsehole.. And you know what they say about blacks..
The big question is why whould obama not go to war if he get to fuck some1 like me in the ass? :S

[Independent voter]

The big question is why whould obama not go to war if he get to fuck some1 like me in the ass? :S

That is an excellent question!

[Dread Pirate Phayde]

I'm not that important, I'd think the job of taking one for the team has to default to the current President.

[Sunnydruid]

Yeah, who knows, maybe they would be good in bed.

It would be kind of psychotic not to take that deal to save billions of people. My asshole would be given the key to the country though.

[arandomuser]

i do have a thing for vladimir putin.

[MMKing]

If you agree, you show them that their threat has value and can be used as a bargaining chip. You agree to do it, what then?

[Nightspear]

I'd even fuck Angela Merkel.

[Volibear]

You mean let Putin abuse my leather cheerio to avoid a nuclear war?

Sure, as long as he's buying me dinner.

Putin can have me anyway he likes, but I do prefer at *least* a wine and dine first. I'm a classy ho'

[Atrea]

I love all the posts from sexually insecure posters, who are afraid that if they admit they would fuck another man in a "it will never happen, ever" hypothetical scenario, it will make them look gay.

Seriously, you know what makes you look gay? Doing what you're doing.

[Mummbles]

I would assume I would be taking it in the butt, but I would still do it to save the world.

[Osoroshii]

Sacrifice my anus and my pride, or sacrifice a few million innocent lives...

Sorry, but you guys are completely and utterly screwed.

[endersblade]

Are you kidding? Hell no, even IF I thought they were attractive. Nukes = population control, bring it on!

[Beefsquatch]

Do I have to hold Putin's pocket when walking around?

[NuLogic]

/crossesfingershopingit'sputin

[BellaSwoosh]

Let me paint a picture.

-So, this leader wants to have sex with me. I declined (clearly) and his/her response is to nuke my home? So it is have sex or die with my friends and family?

No. I would go and murder the fuck out of this person. Yes, i would most likely die but I will be hailed as a damn hero. No one should be forced into sex like that. It's called rape. And after me, who next? Does anyone with a nuke give them the pass to fuck anyone they choose?

Sorry, I would not. I do not negotiate with terrorists.

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OT: Ofcourse I would. I think you're a disgusting human being if you don't.

I think you are a disgusting human being if you encourage this. If you are close enough to get railed by Kim Jon Dong then you are close enough to strangle his ass and remove a HIGHLY dangerous person from the world and send a message that using your country's army/nukes to go around raping people will lead to a short life.

[GrumpyJester]

In the spirit of hypotheticals, one should assume there are no alternative solutions ("I'd murder him instead").

[Deleted]

Let me paint a picture.

-So, this leader wants to have sex with me. I declined (clearly) and his/her response is to nuke my home? So it is have sex or die with my friends and family?

No. I would go and murder the fuck out of this person. Yes, i would most likely die but I will be hailed as a damn hero. No one should be forced into sex like that. It's called rape. And after me, who next? Does anyone with a nuke give them the pass to fuck anyone they choose?

Sorry, I would not. I do not negotiate with terrorists.

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I think you are a disgusting human being if you encourage this. If you are close enough to get railed by Kim Jon Dong then you are close enough to strangle his ass and remove a HIGHLY dangerous person from the world and send a message that using your country's army/nukes to go around raping people will lead to a short life.

You're taking this thread way too seriously.