Solo Squirt strat

[carabaci]

Hello all, I came up with a strat to solo this fight with the following:

-Mechanical Pandaren Dragonling:
Rare, S/S (Only 1 breed available), 1/2/2 (Breath/Thunderbolt/Decoy)
- Leveling pet x2:
min HP: 350-500 (if Beast: 200-350, if Dragonkin: 500-700)

Notes:
- ! Despite it’s identical moveset, Darkmoon Zeppelin will not work because of it’s low speed !
- My current success rate is around 85% over 30+ attempts. But even after horrible RNG you can keep going if you wish. One time I won (and swapped in 2 lowbies) after starting Puzzle with 133hp and having already rezzed. You need very little HP for Puzzle if you're smart about using Decoy/swapping.
- You don't get "extra" XP for leveling 2 pets. Whatever XP you would get for 1 pet is split between the 2. It's just a personal preference if you want to level 1 or 2 at a time.

vs. Deebs:
Round 1: Thunderbolt
Round 2-5: Breath x4 until Deebs dies.

vs. Tyri
Round 6: Decoy
Round 7: Thunderbolt
Round 8-10: Breath x3 until Tyril dies.
* If he isn’t dead on Breath#4, you can forfeit or keep going and pray to the RNG gods.

vs. Puzzle
Round 11: Swap Carry #1 (Puzzle uses Dodge)
Round 12: Swap back to MPD
Round 13: Breath
Round 14: Breath
Round 15: Decoy
Round 16: Swap Carry #2 (Puzzle uses Dodge)
Round 17: Swap back to MPD (MPD dies and rezzes)
Round 18: Thunderbolt

Edit 19/04/15: Changed last few rounds slightly to
A-) Eliminate the risk of Thunderbolt killing Puzzle too early
B-) Eliminate the risk of Puzzle not using Portal if your Thunderbolt in round 7 missed him

[FuxieDK]

Hello all, I came up with a strat to solo this fight with the following

This is a good strategy, but STOP CLAIMING CREDIT FOR SOMEONE ELSES WORK!!!

You have shamelessly copy/pasted it from warcraftpets.com, where is have been for over a month!!

Credit goes to Nixee, who cane up with it, and numerous other (myself included) who helped refine it further --> http://www.warcraftpets.com/communit...hp?f=3&t=13918

[carabaci]

Hey Fuxie I am Nixee but thank you I really appreciate the support! =D

[FuxieDK]

Hey Fuxie I am Nixee but thank you I really appreciate the support! =D

In that case, carry on the good work ;-)

[Laraven]

LOL, you guys are funny. Thank you for the strat. I keep missing D3 day.

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[Laraven]

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