Does not getting sick include unhealthy weight gain? Because if so, I could just inhale skittles for the rest of my life and diabetes and weight gain and tooth disease can suck it.
Does not getting sick include unhealthy weight gain? Because if so, I could just inhale skittles for the rest of my life and diabetes and weight gain and tooth disease can suck it.
Last edited by Kasierith; 2015-05-16 at 03:17 PM.
I would find a way to kill myself, and carry that with me at all times. In case i ever get buried alive, stuck at bottom of ocean, end up in a eternal torture chamber, end up in space etc, i need a way out to avoid a horrible horrible fate.
If that didn't happen i would probably be suicidal after a few hundred years anyways when i ran out of stuff to do and the fact that i outlive everybody starts to affect me.
Just live my life, If I'm still going to be able to feel pain.
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
Certainly not get fitted for a cape.
Who am I kidding. Save all the things!
I do wonder if at some point you could get over the pain caused and it wouldn't bother you as much.
I'm also on board with skittles inhalation.
I'd go crazy from being alive that long... I'd probably just go on with my life until I got bored. Why live one life? :P I might switch it up, and live a new one each century. Learn all the things as I go along.
But it sounds incredibly lonely. I wouldn't want to live like that.
Do i still have to breathe and eat? Didn't see that mentioned. If not....
Id build myself a rocket and leave this planet to all you mortals, see what else is going on out there.
Then come back when I'm all decked out in alien shit and rule the world like Apocalypse!!!
I think the best part about this wouldn't be the endless consumption of skittles - but all the sudden confusion it would cause in society:
"What's his secret, he's 80 years old but he's the fittest and smartest man in the world?"
"I hear he only eats skittles"
"Are you sure he doesn't just like Skittles?"
"No, that's the only thing anyone has ever seen him eat."
Suddenly the budgets for Skittles-based life extension research would skyrocket - and idiots would be dying left and right trying to recreate your superpowers through strict rainbow-vomit-inducing Skittles diet regimens.
live my life as I am now.
buy 2 houses. rent one. then when I could afford it do the same but only rent both until I was self sustaining through rental properties (repeating the steps listed before of course). Then I'd go to school for all sorts of things and invest more and more until I could monopolize a few industries with my money.
Then when i reached a certain degree of knowledge and financials I'd start a space program to tarraform some planets and launch mankind onto the course of a multiplanetary conquest.
Hmm.. this is true. Well, I suppose I'll just take as much as my body can physically handle at one time, and be eternally hopped up on sugar.
I mean, it'd be a good way to wipe out everyone who listens to social media instead of science!
Also, I be a female, fyi
I'd get the fuck off this flight to Dallas, shit is rocking everywhere