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View Poll Results: If you were in a fist fight in a parking lot behind Best Buy would you bite someone i
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No, that is despicable I'd rather lose like a man.
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Yes, because " A Win is a Win" Vin Diesel
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I would run to my car ASIC and drive away
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Ask if he knows who My daddy is.
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2015-05-17, 01:52 PM #21High Overlord
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2015-05-17, 01:53 PM #22Brewmaster
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hey the aim is end the fight. maiming the other is the fastest way
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2015-05-17, 01:58 PM #23Over 9000!
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Depends. Is the guy try to kill me/seriously injure me or is it just a little brawl? If the fight is fair and I get the impression that the guy isn't going to keep pounding me into the ground if I go down, then no. Biting him would be a pretty big bitch move.
But if his aim is to seriously injure/kill me? Anything goes.
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Oh I should also add that if you are losing a fight and you bite the other guy, it will probably guarantee that he will beat the shit out of you. If someone bit me in a fight it'd make me pretty pissed.
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2015-05-17, 02:00 PM #24Deleted
ANYTHING goes in a street brawl.
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2015-05-17, 02:02 PM #25Immortal
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Too many unknown variables to give a good answer. Have I had lunch? Have I had breakfast? What time of day is it? How hungry am I? Is the person I'm fighting clean? Are they sweaty? What do they smell like? what gender is my assailant?
Need more input before I can say whether or not I would snack on someone.
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2015-05-17, 02:02 PM #26Mechagnome
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This===> “If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.” -John Steinbeck. In other words do what ever is necessary to win.
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2015-05-17, 02:04 PM #27Immortal
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"fair" fight happen all the time, and by some of the best fighters in the world. Boxing and MMA have a good number of rules folks must abide by. Originally Posted by Gen4Glock21
What if you and your best buddy get into an argument and decide to punch it out, to blow off some steam. Do you eye gouge, bite and mutilate your buddy for the win?
What if it's an exhibition set up in the parking lot and you are an amateur fighter trying to showcase your skills...do you start biting 'cause you don't want your "tactics to suck"?
Most of the answers in this thread assume a whole lot about the question that isn't implied.Last edited by Ragedaug; 2015-05-17 at 02:08 PM.
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2015-05-17, 02:07 PM #28Herald of the Titans
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I don't think I have ever seen a Best Buy, or even any store that size with a parking lot behind the building. I can't really imagine being in a fight where the best thing I could do at any point would be to bite someone.
Biting is like a last resort thing though IMO; like a life or death kind of thing. If I had to I would go for someone's jugular, but that would be like an only one of us is walking away alive kind of fights, and I had no other way to live.
It's not even that biting is a pussy move, it is that there are far better things that anyone can do if forced into a fight.
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2015-05-17, 02:17 PM #29Bloodsail Admiral
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Will Tyler be there handing out invites to Fight Club?
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2015-05-17, 02:20 PM #30Deleted
Well first I'd be wondering how I'd end up at a "Best Buy" and why the person in question wants to fight me
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2015-05-17, 02:21 PM #31The Lightbringer
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tyson did it so why not
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2015-05-17, 02:22 PM #32The Lightbringer
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Why bite when you can just shoot the person?
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2015-05-17, 04:30 PM #33Void Lord
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You're at best buy to buy batteries and the guy you are in a fight with is pissed you pulled into his spot while he was waiting, and forcing him to park further away. Originally Posted by Form3r
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2015-05-17, 04:39 PM #34The Lightbringer
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If that was the case, i’d laugh at him for being a man-child, tell him to suck it up, and go on my merry way. If he forces a conflict, he gets a fist to the diaphragm, along with a complimentary pull onto the sidewalk so he doesn’t get run over. Originally Posted by Mall Security
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2015-05-17, 04:40 PM #35Bloodsail Admiral
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gouge his eye balls kick him in the nuts elbow to the knee to the face or midsection. do what you got to do. I usually carry a knife so the person might get poked. Me personally I dont want to fight anyone if I dont have to but he/she wants to throw down so be it
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2015-05-17, 04:40 PM #36The Lightbringer
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What a great reason to risk going to jail, to save yourself 10 seconds of walking. Originally Posted by Mall Security
Edit: Besides the fact that I would likely not go to Best Buy. Why would I find myself going there? In need of a $50 HDMI cable?
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2015-05-17, 04:49 PM #37Deleted
I'd do anything to not lose.
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2015-05-17, 04:51 PM #38Void Lord
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You're in the fight, the situation is thrust upon you, thus the question what would you do if you in said fight, would you bite in order to obtain victory or the upper hand? Originally Posted by Varabently
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2015-05-17, 04:54 PM #39Bloodsail Admiral
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Since I ingest a fair amount of komodo dragon saliva in an attempt to make my own bite deadly over time, yes, yes I would
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2015-05-17, 04:56 PM #40Banned
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If i'm in a random fight behind best buy I'm going to assume he started it and I don't trust the hygiene of a guy who starts fights behind best buy, so the last thing I want to do is bite into him and risk drawing blood. In conclusion, no, I would not bite into a man who starts a fight behind best buy.
That's a question I never thought I'd have to answer.
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