people who talk to you on the toilet

[the game]

So I was in the bathroom today trying to do my businees and all of a sudden the guy in the next stall starts talking to me. It's like dude I'm trying to concentrate. Leave me alone. You guys ever run into this problem? It really grinds my gear.

[icausewipes]

Was he hot?

[Doctor Amadeus]

Just talk to them back,and ask them really annoying extra personal questions, that typically will get them to shut up. If they complain about how rude that is, just enjoy the Irony!

[Sykol]

Oh god this entire time I thought my poops were trying to talk to me. This makes so much sense now.

[Navitas]

Was it Seabass?

[Darsithis]

What's worse are the people that come into the bathroom on the phone, clearly on a business call, not private, a business call, and sit down and let loose. I've had that happen twice recently and it just shocked me. How can you discuss things like mergers and deadlines while you're making that kind of noise?

[mizeri]

this is a no no

[Mayhem]

What's worse are the people that come into the bathroom on the phone, clearly on a business call, not private, a business call, and sit down and let loose. I've had that happen twice recently and it just shocked me. How can you discuss things like mergers and deadlines while you're making that kind of noise?

They really don´t give a shit.

[Mister Cheese]

What's worse are the people that come into the bathroom on the phone, clearly on a business call, not private, a business call, and sit down and let loose. I've had that happen twice recently and it just shocked me. How can you discuss things like mergers and deadlines while you're making that kind of noise?

They're in such a hurry to meet their deadline they have to multitask. That deadline won't wait for you to take a dump!

[Captain N]

this is a no no

That's a Cardinal Rule Violation of Man Law. Always leave a one urinal gap unless there are dividers in place and all other urinals are occupied.

[NoRest4Wicked]

this is a no no

You don't walk up to someone at the urinal like this, look over and say "Nice watch"?

[Mifuyne]

I can easily do so with my parents or friends and it doesnt bother me.
Strangers ..not so much - they shouldn't open their mouth.

[the game]

What's worse are the people that come into the bathroom on the phone, clearly on a business call, not private, a business call, and sit down and let loose. I've had that happen twice recently and it just shocked me. How can you discuss things like mergers and deadlines while you're making that kind of noise?

I was in the bathroom the other day and a dude was in the stall watching a movie. No headphones.

[Doctor Amadeus]

What's worse are the people that come into the bathroom on the phone, clearly on a business call, not private, a business call, and sit down and let loose. I've had that happen twice recently and it just shocked me. How can you discuss things like mergers and deadlines while you're making that kind of noise?

Time is money I guess, LOL! I never understood why people do this with anybody they knew personally either. Somethings we shouldn't share.

[Kavoo]

Yup, my boss do this all the time. Its really annoying.

[Independent voter]

Yup, my boss do this all the time. Its really annoying.

That made me laugh, I remember a boss of mine doing that as well.

[einaschern]

This thread is killing me. Semi-on topic, if there are 3 empty urinals, I ALWAYS choose the middle one. Watching people get antsy as they figure out where to go is fun.

[Doctor Amadeus]

this is a no no

Yeah, especially if you don't look over and look down, and say Nice!

[Mayhem]

this is a no no

This is so unlikely to happen. Unless the dude in the middle went in while the far right and the far left pissoir where occupied. That said, the situation here is either, the dude on the right went in last or the whole thing is totally made up.

[icausewipes]

This is so unlikely to happen. Unless the dude in the middle went in while the far right and the far left pissoir where occupied. That said, the situation here is either, the dude on the right went in last or the whole thing is totally made up.

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