Do I need to go to the doctor?

[Shadee]

I was at a rave last night and put a glowstick in my pocket. I passed out at home later and this morning woke up and the glowstick leaked through my clothes. Now my penis is slightly green and glows in the dark. Do I need to go to a doctor about this? It doesn't hurt or anything. I figure my GF might like how it glows in the dark.

[Celista]

Well, since you're on the way to the vet to have your dog's testicles removed from a rat trap you might as well have the vet give you a good once-over.

[Korlok]

Still trying your hardest I see Juicy... I mean Shadee...

[IIamaKing]

No, doctors are scams, it will get better on its own. Unless its cancer, then you are fucked.

[Deleted]

Well, since you're on the way to the vet to have your dog's testicles removed from a rat trap you might as well have the vet give you a good once-over.

... I think I love you.

Also! 1000 posts!

[Shadee]

Well, since you're on the way to the vet to have your dog's testicles removed from a rat trap you might as well have the vet give you a good once-over.

What are you talking about?

[Deleted]

Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8?

[NoRest4Wicked]

What are you talking about?

Thought you didn't dig girlfriends? You need those open relationships, so I'm not buying the part about your GF liking it.

[Deleted]

Thought you didn't dig girlfriends? You need those open relationships, so I'm not buying the part about your GF liking it.

She also looks kinda orange in the avatar, doesn't she?

[Celista]

Thought you didn't dig girlfriends? You need those open relationships, so I'm not buying the part about your GF liking it.

Maybe his girlfriend is the dog.

[THE Bigzoman]

I was at a rave last night and put a glowstick in my pocket. I passed out at home later and this morning woke up and the glowstick leaked through my clothes. Now my penis is slightly green and glows in the dark. Do I need to go to a doctor about this? It doesn't hurt or anything. I figure my GF might like how it glows in the dark.

Tossing aside Shadee threads,

did anyone stop and think how awesome it would be to have your dick glow in the dark?

[Independent voter]

How bored would you have to be to create this topic?

[Celista]

Tossing aside Shadee threads,

did anyone stop and think how awesome it would be to have your dick glow in the dark?

I feel like there is a higher threshold for creativity with glow in the dark pee.

[THE Bigzoman]

I feel like there is a higher threshold for creativity with glow in the dark pee.

i'll stick with the glowstick penis.

Way too easy to make a Star Wars reference when you're hard.

Could even do the lightsaber sound effects as you're smacking someone in the face with it.

[Celista]

i'll stick with the glowstick penis.

Way too easy to make a Star Wars reference when you're hard.

Could even do the lightsaber sound effects as you're smacking someone in the face with it.

I feel like things might get awkward during lightsaber battles if one guy's lightsaber looks like this:

http://i.imgur.com/trV4xo1.jpg

And the other guy's looks like this:

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/19796.jpg

[Deleted]

God I want to eat that.

No homo.

[Celista]

God I want to eat that.

No homo.

Me too! :3 Although...Chicago-style is really the only way to go.


Gotta drag it through the garden...

[Shadee]

No, doctors are scams, it will get better on its own. Unless its cancer, then you are fucked.

How do you know it will get better on it's own? Has this happened to you or someone you know?

[Notchris]

Gonna have to amputate.

[Celista]

Gonna have to amputate.

With these?