what would you do if you would become God?

[taliey]

Damn, I think becoming God is what most religious people strive for.

How else could we explain the sniveling sycophants that frustrate us to no end? 'God this, God that.' Jesus, you talk so much about the guy that I'm starting to think you're not really advocating for him, but rather want his job.

Also, sit on my throne. Jesus, that's the life.

EDIT: This thread also reminded me of a game where a goddess chose to become mortal.

Lunar Legend.

[Deleted]

Id start with showing my face, explain the extent of my powers and ask people to stop religion and enjoy life.

If i can see the reason and benefit in this then so would an allmighty being, ergo.. There unfortunately is no god or anything close to it.

Proof pls that god doesn't exist.

[kyoloco]

go SSJ2 (ssj3 i just silly, i like my eyebrows)

and get rid of every single nuke in the world...send it to the side of the universe and then start whooping some ass all over the world to groups/countries/gangs/governments that make the world worse

[Meestercat]

I would do some Slaanesh shenanigans toot sweet.

[Deleted]

Proof pls that god doesn't exist.

I did, its called logic (Modus ponens I think).

just to clarify my point: the god described in religions with a supreme diety doesnt exist. Im open to such a thing existing in the past or somewhere in the universe, that I simply cannot know.

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

c:\> Format /Earth
All Life on Earth will be erased. Are you sure? y/n
c:\> y
Formatting Earth...
Format Complete
c:\> a:
a:\> Copy SetupNewEarth.exe to C:\
Copy Complete
a:\> C:
C:\> Run SetupNewEarth.exe
Running...

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Proof pls that god doesn't exist.

The Burden of Proof is on you to prove God exists.

[Deleted]

If I somehow became god, here's a list of the things I would do in no particular order.

- Make Blizzard care about their customers and make a new WoW (with Warcraft 4).
- Turn all Newts into Dragons
- Make someone a wizard who then goes around teaching other people to be wizards
- Make Air Guitar actually make noise
- Make spiders cute
- Erase Microsoft
- Destroy the continent known as Syria and everything in it
- Create a disease that makes half of the population incapable of having children
- Remove disease when human population is half of what it is today
- Clean up the ruined and abandoned areas. Replace with lush fields and flowers.
- Fly around the world and have cake in various locations
- Create and army of eternal sentinels that enforce the law of the all holy (myself)
- Utopia achieved

[Meestercat]

- Make Air Guitar actually make noise

Possibly the best suggestion in this thread.

[Emageht Tsoluoy]

Proof pls that god doesn't exist.

Proof plz that Unicron doesn't exist.

[Deleted]

Rearrange the world, like this:

[ItachiZaku]

I would need to know which god before I could answer. I'd probably just watch Mila Kunis breastfeed.

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See....that is the problem. As god you are supposedly all knowing and almighty. YOU created this shit AND you knew from the start where it would lead. Otherwise the whole god thing is pointless if you are not omniscient and omnipotent.

Oh, indeed. OR, god is an evil asshole. Like, either god let kids get mowed down in that school shooting, or she just doesn't care. One or the other.