1. 2015-06-10, 02:18 PM #1
    Deleted

    Classy in Magaluf

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/britons-ig...l?vp=1#Iv9sqMd

    I don't know why I found this story funny. It's rather known in the UK that Magaluf attract a certain type of holiday maker, something I dare say Magaluf capitalized on. Personally I can understand why locals would be pissed however g'luck trying to enforce a 10pm - 8am street drink ban
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 2015-06-10, 02:49 PM #2
    Puupi
    Puupi is offline
    The Unstoppable Force Puupi's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Finland
    Posts
    23,402
    Been in Palma Nova once with my friends.... never again. Brits are the worst tourists.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 2015-06-10, 02:49 PM #3
    Meestercat
    Meestercat is offline
    Stood in the Fire Meestercat's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    The UK
    Posts
    441
    "These people are literally morons to me." Mark Corrigan.
    "I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." ~Kurt Vonnegut.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 2015-06-10, 02:51 PM #4
    Cyberowl
    Cyberowl is offline
    Immortal Cyberowl's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Posts
    7,629
    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/britons-ig...l?vp=1#Iv9sqMd

    I don't know why I found this story funny. It's rather known in the UK that Magaluf attract a certain type of holiday maker, something I dare say Magaluf capitalized on. Personally I can understand why locals would be pissed however g'luck trying to enforce a 10pm - 8am street drink ban
    Similar things already were enforced, for the better I might add.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 2015-06-10, 03:01 PM #5
    Puupi
    Puupi is offline
    The Unstoppable Force Puupi's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Finland
    Posts
    23,402
    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus 2 View Post
    Exterminate them all.

    They are parasites, all of them.

    The women do not know what they want.

    They should find themselves a black gang bang and be done with it God damn it.
    lol, welcome to the forums!
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 2015-06-10, 03:17 PM #6
    Zelk
    Zelk is offline
    Immortal Zelk's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Newcastle Upon Tyne
    Posts
    7,152
    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Been in Palma Nova once with my friends.... never again. Brits are the worst tourists.
    Americans and Germans are worse. Americans walk through busy streets shouting to each other and Germans get up far too early for a holiday.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 2015-06-10, 06:35 PM #7
    Deleted
    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Been in Palma Nova once with my friends.... never again. Brits are the worst tourists.
    These really aren't tourists, they're just 18-30 going to get wasted with other Brits somewhere sunny
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 2015-06-10, 06:46 PM #8
    Puupi
    Puupi is offline
    The Unstoppable Force Puupi's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Finland
    Posts
    23,402
    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    These really aren't tourists, they're just 18-30 going to get wasted with other Brits somewhere sunny
    Which is the problem itself that you have such tourism!
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 2015-06-10, 06:52 PM #9
    Deleted
    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Which is the problem itself that you have such tourism!
    Well as I said, these countries capitalize on it with cheap packages aimed at getting pissed. There's a reason this only happens in a handful of places as opposed to everywhere Brits step
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 2015-06-10, 06:57 PM #10
    Puupi
    Puupi is offline
    The Unstoppable Force Puupi's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Finland
    Posts
    23,402
    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    Well as I said, these countries capitalize on it with cheap packages aimed at getting pissed. There's a reason this only happens in a handful of places as opposed to everywhere Brits step
    "Only happens in a handful of places" aka pretty much every beach resort in the Mediterranean more or less. + Thailand
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 2015-06-10, 07:00 PM #11
    Bakis
    Bakis is offline
    The Unstoppable Force Bakis's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Sweden
    Posts
    24,644
    Places where young UK party tourists visit suck ass simply cos of those mongoloids.
    But soon after Mr Xi secured a third term, Apple released a new version of the feature in China, limiting its scope. Now Chinese users of iPhones and other Apple devices are restricted to a 10-minute window when receiving files from people who are not listed as a contact. After 10 minutes, users can only receive files from contacts.
    Apple did not explain why the update was first introduced in China, but over the years, the tech giant has been criticised for appeasing Beijing.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 2015-06-10, 07:06 PM #12
    Deleted
    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    "Only happens in a handful of places" aka pretty much every beach resort in the Mediterranean more or less. + Thailand
    That's a handful and you're ignoring why, because said countries profit from it

    - - - Updated - - -

    Quote Originally Posted by Bakis View Post
    Places where young UK party tourists visit suck ass simply cos of those mongoloids.
    I find gap student hotspots worst
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 2015-06-10, 07:14 PM #13
    Puupi
    Puupi is offline
    The Unstoppable Force Puupi's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Finland
    Posts
    23,402
    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    That's a handful and you're ignoring why, because said countries profit from it
    I'm not ignoring why. Tourism is a business, you think I don't know that?

    It's just that the British tourists ruin all those places they flock into.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 2015-06-10, 07:20 PM #14
    Deleted
    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    I'm not ignoring why. Tourism is a business, you think I don't know that?

    It's just that the British tourists ruin all those places they flock into.
    Then perhaps said countries should step up more. You can't allow it to happen, grow rich from it then bitch about it. This isn't all Brits fault. Also let's not pretend this is exclusive to Brits.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 2015-06-10, 07:26 PM #15
    Bakis
    Bakis is offline
    The Unstoppable Force Bakis's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Sweden
    Posts
    24,644
    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    Then perhaps said countries should step up more. You can't allow it to happen, grow rich from it then bitch about it. This isn't all Brits fault. Also let's not pretend this is exclusive to Brits.
    Ultimately its those countries fault yea.
    Not exclusive to Brits but it is no secret many and specifically younger Brits got some deranged need to get "get pissed and fight".
    Brits got the worst reputation as tourists of all Europeans by far in the Mediterranean area or the other cheap party ghettos.
    But soon after Mr Xi secured a third term, Apple released a new version of the feature in China, limiting its scope. Now Chinese users of iPhones and other Apple devices are restricted to a 10-minute window when receiving files from people who are not listed as a contact. After 10 minutes, users can only receive files from contacts.
    Apple did not explain why the update was first introduced in China, but over the years, the tech giant has been criticised for appeasing Beijing.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 2015-06-10, 07:28 PM #16
    Deleted
    Quote Originally Posted by Bakis View Post
    Ultimately its those countries fault yea.
    Not exclusive to Brits but it is no secret many and specifically younger Brits got some deranged need to get "get pissed and fight".
    Brits got the worst reputation as tourists of all Europeans by far in the Mediterranean area or the other cheap party ghettos.
    I aren't denying a % of British holiday makers are terrible, but it is only a % and only in selected areas.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 2015-06-10, 07:30 PM #17
    Kalis
    Kalis is offline
    The Undying Kalis's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Στην Κυπρο
    Posts
    32,390
    Quote Originally Posted by Bakis View Post
    Ultimately its those countries fault yea.
    Not exclusive to Brits but it is no secret many and specifically younger Brits got some deranged need to get "get pissed and fight".
    Brits got the worst reputation as tourists of all Europeans by far in the Mediterranean area or the other cheap party ghettos.
    Not true.

    It's "get pissed, sunburnt, laid and fight".
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 2015-06-10, 07:31 PM #18
    AeneasBK
    AeneasBK is offline
    The Insane AeneasBK's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Posts
    16,780
    Adam, this is not a fight that we as a nation will win.

    Our tourists are dicks, And then they get drunk.

    And its not exclusive to justthe drinking youngsters. Had a twat hold up a coach from Romes "not really anywhere near Rome but YOLO easyjet" airport to our connecting bus at the central depot because they kicked up a fuss over not wanting to put their luggage in the luggage part under the bus, and wouldn't accept that every seat on the coach was for a person to sit in. Uniformly embarassing seeing fellow countrymen abroad. Of course, you're not gonna be able to notice the quiet brits; but the noisy arseholes more than make up for that
    Last edited by AeneasBK; 2015-06-10 at 07:34 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shalcker View Post
    Posting here is primarily a way to strengthen your own viewpoint against common counter-arguments.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 2015-06-10, 07:35 PM #19
    Deleted
    Quote Originally Posted by AeneasBK View Post
    Adam, this is not a fight that we as a nation will win.

    Our tourists are dicks, And then they get drunk.
    I aren't defending them. Just saying why it happens and that not every holiday maker is like that.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 2015-06-10, 09:18 PM #20
    Deleted
    Quote Originally Posted by Phosphate View Post
    Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents.
    Next!

    I think it's a horrible culture, becoming ever-more popular with UK's media attention. Had a housemate who went to "Shagaluf" as it's more well known by, she tore ligaments on the first night but still managed to give head and other promiscuous activities and wreck peoples houses (and hotel rooms).

    But it is a huge source of money for that island, it's a tricky one for them... But 10pm is crazy early. Not sure how they'd enforce that in peak months, have riot police? Because that's what they'd need.
    I think it's more hot air, a 10pm-8am ban would probably bankrupt the island. Personally I never saw the appeal of fucking slags under the sun with a 80% chance of clap
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Social Media

Services

My Account

Support

Advertise

Resources

Terms of Service

Privacy Policy

Our Communities

© 2023 Magic Find, Inc. All rights reserved.