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  1. 2015-06-12, 08:51 PM #1
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    Trouble with girlfriend!

    So i've seen another topic and i decided to post my story too.
    Ok, so i've been dating this girl for quite a while, and recently we had some problems and she told me that she wants us to see a councillor. I was kinda pissed at first but I agreed nontheless.
    As we got there the councillor seemed like a nice guy and greeted us. We got inside and he starts asking random questions to which we answer.
    Everything goes well till he asked us what's are the things that we have in common, to which i answer: Well neither of us sucks dick. After hearing my answer, my girlfriend starts to cry and runs outside. Haven't seen her since, she's not answering my calls. PLEASE HELP MMOcouncillor
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    She does. Just not yours.
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    File a police report.
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    gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

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    Well, clearly she is failing to fulfill her wifely duties. Have you tried using the belt?
    You mean those weird stuff people tell me they seee on weird porn. No mam im a religious guy.
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    She's probably experiencing her monthlies.
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    Got to the end, thought I missed something and it was a lesbian couple, laughed. Realized my error. Laughed again.
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    She clearly has no sense of humor and you're better off without her.
  9. 2015-06-12, 09:00 PM #9
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    Disregard girlfriend, sleep with the councilor. Chat forums are a great place for advice about important life decisions.
    While you live, shine / Have no grief at all / Life exists only for a short while / And time demands its toll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    She's probably experiencing her monthlies.
    That's what i've been thinking. But it's been over 2 months since i last saw her. something is not right. she might leave me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by laumex View Post
    You mean those weird stuff people tell me they seee on weird porn. No mam im a religious guy.
    http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by laumex View Post
    That's what i've been thinking. But it's been over 2 months since i last saw her. something is not right. she might leave me.
    Its been 2 months since you last saw her? She already left you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by laumex View Post
    That's what i've been thinking. But it's been over 2 months since i last saw her. something is not right. she might leave me.
    Maybe it was an abnormally long monthly. Does she look kind of pale?
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    Its been 2 months since you last saw her? She already left you.
    I don't think so. Do you know her? Is she cheating on me?!?!?
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    God, i hope this is a made up story
    Time is on our side
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksoldierr View Post
    God, i hope this is a made up story
    I hope it isn't
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksoldierr View Post
    God, i hope this is a made up story
    Sir please dont make fun of my horrible problems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksoldierr View Post
    God, i hope this is a made up story
    It is. Look at the comment from him above you. Won't say that if it was real. Can someone close this thread please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by laumex View Post
    I don't think so. Do you know her? Is she cheating on me?!?!?
    I'm sorry, she ran away to join a nunnery. A Buddhist nunnery. Its worse than you thought. She's cheating on Jesus.
    While you live, shine / Have no grief at all / Life exists only for a short while / And time demands its toll.
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    I would move forward, and watch your six.

    Don't feel bad, or think something you did was wrong, just move forward. You will make changes into your life/future that make up who you are.

    Good Luck.
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