So I'm at work and this woman comes into the office. she's across the room from me and I'm still suffocating on her terrible perfume. Somebody needs to put serving sizes on the side of perfume bottles.
So I'm at work and this woman comes into the office. she's across the room from me and I'm still suffocating on her terrible perfume. Somebody needs to put serving sizes on the side of perfume bottles.
Yesterday I took the bus home, and someone in the back ate a doner kebab. The whole bus smelled of it - someone should prevent people from doing that.
Just take some febreeze to the office and spray it... and if you want to risk it... her.
I wear cologne but only enough to smell if I am near you or you are resting on me.
Any more and it becomes over powering. Cologne and Perfume should be applied lightly
This definitely applies to aftershave too.
If you can smell it as she passes from the breeze wafting off her, that is cool.
If you can smell it even if she is sitting down on the other side of the room and you are just getting off the elevator...down the hall and the doors are just opening ...that's a bit much.
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At least it's not as bad as smokers.
One of them enters your store and the entire place reeks half the rest of the day.
Hey, maybe that's why these women wear so much perfume.
"Quack, quack, Mr. Bond."
You can always douse yourself in cologne/perfume and have a stink off... See who remains victorious!
Let the battle begin!!!
Be a man. Fart without mercy.
I don't think this matters nearly as much as you think it does.
As a smoker I take offense. Well only slightly. People have no idea I smoke. I lit up the other day and my roomate was like "Holy shit you smoke? When did you start?" I told him 10 years ago.
However, some people do smoke way too damn much. A pack a day or more is just a really slow suicide at that point. I smoke at most 4 per day.
<---Worlds best smoker. Everyone (who smokes) should be like me
Everyone, men and women alike, should just use some gentle smelling antiperspirant. Not perfume, not deodorant, not aftershave. Just antiperspirant to keep from smelling like shit. Properly wash yourself, then spray or roll-on some antiperspirant, and that's it.