What Is Your Favorite Video Game Logic?

[GennGreymane]

What is your favorite logic in video games that just does not make sense, but you accept it anyway



Skyrim, Money has no weight, but feathers do

Skyrim, Livestock can be witnesses to crimes

GTA: Cops will fire for even a minor traffic accident (maybe cops in real life play GTA)

Mario: Can run super fast, jump high, eats nothing but italian food and mushrooms and is fat.

Mario 64: nearly drowned in water? Heal by going in water or collecting money!

[Deleted]

Picking up health first aid kits in FPS games and regenerating health like it's nobody's business.
Do you have several broken bones, punctured organs and are bleeding to death? Just slap a bandage on and it's K.

[Khuzog]

Inventory limits that exceed more than a few pounds in general. It makes no sense that I can keep 50lbs of iron bars, fourteen weapons, and 37 leather bracers in my non-existent backpack in Skyrim but I'll be fucked if I'm going to not loot an entire dungeon.

[Nilinor]

In WoW: Warrior falling from top of the world, heroic leap at the ground (or charge a creature) take no fall damage.

Other games, have explosives, high powered guns, crowbars, axes... cant open a wooden door without the key. Or better yet, chest high fence? Cant climb over it.

[GennGreymane]

Picking up health first aid kits in FPS games and regenerating health like it's nobody's business.
Do you have several broken bones, punctured organs and are bleeding to death? Just slap a bandage on and it's K.

I love this one, but I also love how hiding behind cover heals broken bones and punctured lungs and every bullet wound in a few seconds XD

[dixincide]

Falling out of an air plane and then grapple hooking yourself faster towards the earth ends up saving you from fall damage in Just cause.

Or jumping off a mountain and doing a summer salt will save you from fall damage in Zelda.

Removing the ladder from a pool and watching Sims accept their fate in a swimming pool.

Or in FF7 when the guy asks if you want to hear his story or not, if you say no he will reply "Don't lie to me" then ask you the question again.

[Notchris]

Go inside a cave, find a collapsed passage. Use half a fucking ton of explosives to clear said passage. Somehow the entire place doesn't fall on your stupid ass.

Character gets obliterated by some insane attack in combat? Just use a revive item. Get's whacked by some basic attack in a cutscene? Dead forever.

[GennGreymane]

Male Yoshis turning enemies into eggs

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Skyrim: Fresh food in a crypt that has been locked away for thousands of years

[Nilinor]

WE NEED YOU TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!!

Oh... that super weapon that gives +1000 to all stats and kills all non boss creatures in a single hit? That will be 10million gold please.

[Notchris]

Skyrim: Fresh food in a crypt that has been locked away for thousands of years

Expanding a bit, lit candles/braziers/etc inside of said sealed crypt. How the fuck does that work?

[GennGreymane]

WE NEED YOU TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!!

Oh... that super weapon that gives +1000 to all stats and kills all non boss creatures in a single hit? That will be 10million gold please.

A blade one carried by a hero of old, glowing with the powers of the gods? best I can do is 100gp

[Cyberowl]

Suddenly moving like a snail when having 1 weight more in Skyrim.

[Nilinor]

Expanding a bit, lit candles/braziers/etc inside of said sealed crypt. How the fuck does that work?

Its a world with magic! so I just run with that. Along those lines, some fights they witness you murder like 15 people without breaking a sweat, yet still go "Ill kill you!!" and charge into combat.

[GennGreymane]

Samus not upgrading her suits security system to prevent all her powers from being taken away... MULTIPLE TIMES!

[Nilinor]

Samus not upgrading her suits security system to prevent all her powers from being taken away... MULTIPLE TIMES!

Doubling for Megaman and Megaman X... seriously guys.

Crafting: Using component parts, yet the item is heavier than when it started o_O;

[GennGreymane]

Doubling for Megaman and Megaman X... seriously guys.

Crafting: Using component parts, yet the item is heavier than when it started o_O;

um nooooob easy reason

he gets a reformatting after every game and that causes him to lose the possibly corrupted data from the other robot masters!

[Trassk]

Castlevania: You can break down decaying old walls to find a fully roasted fresh hack of meat, that doesn't give you some stomach parasite despite how long its been laying there inside the wall.



Heroes in resident evil walking around cities like racoon city don't become infected by airborn diseases.

(we shall not mention the bolder bunching chris moment..)

FF7, how a screwny guy with ridiculous hair with the body of a lanky teenager can carry around a weapon that looks heavier then him, and can twirl it over his head like its made of paper.

[Khuzog]

Two stolen pieces of silver ore and one pickpocketed Amethyst that you can only sell to special Fence vendors, combine all three into one perfectly legal ring.

You can make a small novel based on Bethesda game logic.

[dixincide]

Turok the game in general.

You're a Native American, fighting dinosaurs with guns from the future... because reasons.

[Independent voter]

Fallout 3, getting shot 8 times and still having half a health bar.