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  1. 2015-06-22, 04:34 PM #1
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    Florida man strikes again.

    So Florida Man strikes again.

    Florida man accidentally shoots himself during gun safety class
    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...620-story.html

    Florida man also bit a loss prevention officer and swinging a knife at him. Told people his name is Dick Oranges. I feel this endangers his secret identity though.
    http://www.naplesnews.com/news/crime...uspected-theft



    edit: apparently Florida man has his own twitter account now too.

    https://twitter.com/_floridaman
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  2. 2015-06-22, 04:58 PM #2
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    I still think this is the greatest headline of all time:

    2 Killers Who Escaped New York Prison ‘Could Literally Be Anywhere,’ State Police Say

    http://ktla.com/2015/06/07/2-convict...tate-new-york/
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  3. 2015-06-22, 05:06 PM #3
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    Coming to a theathre near you this holiday season: Marvel's Florida Man!

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  4. 2015-06-22, 05:08 PM #4
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    alias; Dick Oranges
    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Meant Wetback. That's what the guy from Home Depot called it anyway.
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    So they like to use the phrase Florida man, I guess?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiZaku View Post
    alias; Dick Oranges
    LMAO

    That is awesome
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    No she shouldn't be removed she is an elected official and hasn't broken any laws just hurt some people's feelings.
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  7. 2015-06-22, 05:50 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    edit: apparently Florida man has his own twitter account now too.

    https://twitter.com/_floridaman
    Followed.

    Oh man, some of the links in that twitter feed... I lost it at "Florida Man Crashes Truck Full of Sharks!"
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    Why isn't FL man orange? That's just stupid
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    Need to start drug testing for more than welfare recipients.
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    What even is Florida? Is it real?
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    Florida Man, world's busiest super hero! Can't wait for Cox 'n' Crendor to talk about him on the next podcast.
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    This is actually rather funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Petyr Baelish View Post
    I still think this is the greatest headline of all time:

    2 Killers Who Escaped New York Prison ‘Could Literally Be Anywhere,’ State Police Say

    http://ktla.com/2015/06/07/2-convict...tate-new-york/
    On the surface of the Sun ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by haxartus View Post
    On the surface of the Sun ?
    Under the surface of the Sun ?
    Oh, hi.
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    should remove the word man from the title and it would be a perfect description.
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    i will never forgive you for this blizzard.
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    Why do all the weird and dumb stuff happen in central Florida?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ave07 View Post
    Why do all the weird and dumb stuff happen in central Florida?!
    Because he's Florida Man
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    Will Florida Man qualify for welfare?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Petyr Baelish View Post
    I still think this is the greatest headline of all time:

    2 Killers Who Escaped New York Prison ‘Could Literally Be Anywhere,’ State Police Say

    http://ktla.com/2015/06/07/2-convict...tate-new-york/
    Yeah, if those guys are in charge, the escapees have nothing to worry about. Enjoy Canada!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cubby View Post
    Yeah, if those guys are in charge, the escapees have nothing to worry about. Enjoy Canada!
    EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD, WE'RE COMING TO CA NA DA, got a dream to take from there we're coming to CA NA DA! Like the Song
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